New reports which do not include Mazy Hirono or similar filth.

…probably the same way we reacted when Obama won: riots, demonstrations, burning buildings, mass protest marches, vitriol, death threats… oh, wait a moment. That was the Left , when Trump won. Never mind.

…I’ll take “Fuck off, Boris” for $400, Alex.

…who are you and what have you done with Mitt Romney?

…oh, there he is. Never mind.

…I’ll take “A Brick” for $5, Alex.

…and for the win, I’ll take “Fuck Off, Doctor Doolittle” for $400, Alex.

…sadly, it won’t be because most of them are dangling from trees and lamp posts.

…and if you don’t laugh like a Darwin-drenched crazed hyena at the details, I don’t wanna talk to you no more.

…loath as I normally am to follow the Euros’ lead, I’d make an exception here.

…she must look better in a dimly-lit bedroom; otherwise this is inexplicable, even for a horny 17-y/o.

…wait a second, let me fix that quickly:

…there ya go.

…well, it kinda depends on the choices, e.g.:

Finally, to end this on a happier note, and for those who wanted to see more Kelly Brook, here she is (link in pic):

Yer welcome.