
Some timely thoughts for the week:










And some sunbathers’ NSFW pics to brighten your day:


I like the way this guy works:
Ben Reid, from England, recently spent a few weeks on holiday around Italy and learned that many locals were quite specific about their food.
The English man was constantly chastised for making ‘adjustments’ to his meals – such as dipping his croissant in coffee, and pouring water into his espresso.
Ben eventually started ‘trolling’ strangers with bizarre acts.
However, the act that evoked the most condemnation was cutting spaghetti with scissors.
Two waiters actually went up to Ben and told him he ‘wasn’t allowed’ to consume his food like that.
‘You have to roll the pasta with your fork, you cannot cut it with scissors. People will think you’re an idiot,’ the waiter said, and then confiscated the scissors.

Brilliant. I’m just surprised he wasn’t scolded for not having a glass of wine with his dinner.
I do the same kind of thing in Chinese restaurants by using a fork instead of chopsticks. Let ’em sneer or roll their eyes, I don’t care.

So here we go. First up, there’s government bureaucracy, as explained by Jordan Coombe:













Waddya expect? It’s MONDAY, FFS. So how about some random PG totty,then?




So listen to Teacher, and get stuck into the week.
Haven’t seen much of them lately:
Not that their disappearance is necessarily A Bad Thing, of course, but if you can spot the commonality, we have to ask: coincidence… or conspiracy?

That’s not completely true: the base hasn’t been cut up and used for firewood.
From my friends at the Texas State Rifle Association:

Let’s just look at that for a moment:
LOL.
Hey, I didn’t set the competition up, they did.
En passant: I fired the 71/84 once, and like a most black powder shooting, it was a lot of fun, but very messy. [insert sex joke here]