The only good thing about this being Tuesday is that it’s the beginning of a short week. Otherwise, however, it’s the same old job:
So let’s get on with it, “it” being Teh Funneez.
I think they do cosmetic surgery as well as cosmetics because : 1) thinner face, 2) sharper chin, 3) no bags under eyes and 4) bigger breasts.
And on that topic, heeeeere’s Kelly:
And if this doesn’t put a spring in yer whatsit, you’re beyond help.
The UK, like us, have a long (“Bank Holiday”) weekend now, whereupon the Brits, like us, do a spot of carousing.
When that occurs Over There, can Train Smash Women be far behind?
Enjoy.
Ladies and Gentlemen, and those who aren’t Quite Sure, please welcome the latest addition to the ranks of Train Smash Women: Rupert Murdoch’s granddaughter!
Now read the full catastrophe… and she’s only 21.
So instead of lyin’ about, let’s try to get the ol’ smileyface working:
And:
And now, a quiz. What do all four of these ladies have in common?
A: They’re all consuming things that are considered bad for your health.
You dirty-minded bastards.
Of course, I have to fill up New Wife’s car sometime today. Thank God it’s a Fiat 500.
OGIM… and the week’s workload beckons.
So, on with the show:
And on that note, someone named Kaitlin Bennett (no, I don’t know either, but she seems nice):
Oh… that Kaitlin Bennett. Predictably, she has the Left in full attack mode, which means she’s on our side.