Well, the weekend fun is over.
Now the cleanup begins, with a little humor to alleviate the drudgery.
And remember, if you see a helpless young lady stuck with a broken down car:
…her boyfriend is probably hiding behind the bushes with a gun.
Category: Funny Stuff
Proper Office Behavior
Over at Knuckledragger, Kenny tells a couple of funny stories about HR lectures. Seriously; go read them first, and when you’re done laughing, come on back.
Missing Boolets
Reader JD sends me this little snippet:
Germany’s armed forces, the Bundeswehr, has confirmed it is missing more than 60,000 rounds of ammunition.
…or, about the same number of rounds we expended in a single afternoon at a Nation Of Riflemen shoot a dozen years ago. But here’s the not-so fun part:
Another 48,000 rounds from an elite special unit with links to right-wing extremism are also unaccounted for.
Just so we’re all clear on what these media assholes are implying: a study taken a while ago showed that a few members of Krautland’s G9 Special Forces group were — gasp! — of a conservative bent. None were actually ever proven to be members of any right-wing extremist groups, it’s just that some of their opinions were the same as those of the BLM (Kraut wing — they’re a neo-Nazi crowd, not Commies like our version).
What DW is implying, therefore, is not that their army and SF are careless with ammo, or that they’re not accounting for their ammo properly; they’re hinting that some of their soldiers may be shipping ammo to neo-Nazi groups.
There’s fuck-all evidence that any of this is happening, of course: it’s just part of the leftwing media agitprop. As the Emperor Misha has so rightly stated:
Rope. Tree. Journalist. Some assembly required.
Monday Funnies
When this is what faces you on Monday:
…it’s time to start thinking about getting away from it all:
And here’s a small incentive to get outta here and fly to exotic climes:
Of course, you’ll never actually see anything like that, but it’s all part of the dream, innit?
Monday Funnies
Ah FFS, here we go again with this Monday shit:
So to help you roll that fucking boulder uphill for the umpteenth time in your life, here’s Teh Funny:
And finally, a Reader suggested I look up some bint named Rachel Skarsten, so I did:
I report, you decide… although, to be honest, she’s a trifle skinny for my taste, e.g.:
Now finish getting yer clothes on, and go to work.
Monday Funnies
Yup. So let’s get the giggles going, because how else to cope (other than with gunfire, that is), when the week looks like going down the toilet already?
Here’s an interesting take on signs or doorknobs for the bathrooms:
Leave Australia, and never come back.
So finish that bath and get on with it:
