Category: Friday Feature

Ranked in order of foulness / inconvenience:

• inside your mistress’s apartment when you have to get home quickly to take your daughter to her school ballet performance
• down your kitchen sink when the garbage disposal is running
• when it’s 1am and you’re inside a parking garage in downtown Johannesburg
• down a public toilet in Mumbai, India
• inside a Kardashian.

Your suggestions in Comments.

A pictorial, in ascending order of horrible:

5) New York:

4) London:

3) Munich:

2) Bangalore (listed as “Park View”):

…and to the surprise of absolutely nobody:

1) San Francisco: 

Your thoughts in Comments.

Ranked in order of increasing horribleness:

• “Why do all newborn babies look like Winston Churchill?”

• “Where did the red hair come from?”
• “Well, that’s a relief:  he doesn’t look at all like me…”
• “Now I know why you guys got married so quickly.”
• (about a baby girl ) “Wow… now that’s what I call a circumcision!”

Your suggestions in Comments…