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Category: Friday Feature
Caption Competition #102
New Wife thought that last week’s pic was kinda feeble, so let’s do one a little ummm… closer to the bone, so to speak:
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Caption Competition #100
And to celebrate the century of tasteless caption-worthy pics, here’s something cl-assy:
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Five Worst Inventions
In ascending order of stupidity:
- horse-drawn aircraft
- multiple-blade razors
- safety catches for revolvers
- hate crime laws
- Marxism
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Caption Competition #99
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5 Worst Men
…to have in the room with you after you’ve just had stomach surgery, and it hurts like hell to laugh:
- Billy Connolly (“Och laddie, yer stomach looks like just another Saturday night in Glasgow.”)
- Craig Ferguson (“If you were a woman after a C-section, you’d have to get up and wipe the baby’s shitty arse because it’s Match Of The Day on TV and your hubby’s AWOL at the pub.”)
- Richard Pryor (“You think stitches hurt? Try settin’ yo’self on fire, honkie.”)
- Robin Williams (“Stomach surgery is God saying to you, ‘Here, try a little cocaine.’ “)
- Bill Burr (“Look, I’m not saying what you have isn’t terrible — but ever had your girlfriend’s broken acrylic nail wedged in your hemorrhoids?”)
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