Loyal & Longtime Readers may be wondering why I’m not posting a series of Train Smash Women updates at this, the time of the Grand National at Aintree, Liverpool.
That’s because some spoilsport in the event’s admin decided to post, and enforce, a stricter dress code. The result has been that the female attire is now only dreadful, as opposed to the happily-catastrophic ones of the recent past.
No fun at all, really.
Here’s a “British TV personality”, one Faye Winter:
Stop me if you don’t think that she’s somewhat similar to most of her ilk…
Postscript: after reading the Comments below, I think I’m going to go for a better class of totty in future. I’m sick of these phony broads, and I’d rather look at everyday women, even if they’re not perfect physical specimens (through surgery etc.).
Was there ever a screen name that says “All-Murkin Gal” any better than “Julie Adams”? And the original Betty May Adams was from Iowa, even better.
“Who she, Kim?” you may ask.
Well, old-time movie fans would know her as the hottie from Creature From The Black Lagoon, but I’ll show those pics at the end. Here she is:
That All-American Girl thing:
But on with the good stuff we go.
…wait, here’s a better one, with a Mauser:
And those Black Lagoon pics?
Scary.
Here’s Katherine Kelly:
And at last we can look at Brazilian actress Odete Lara, who appeared in over three dozen Brazilian movies — and absolutely none out of Hollywood, which is why most of us have never heard of her.
And she also cut more than a few record albums, so the lady could sing.
Magnificent.
Then there’s that Ultimate Joyzee totty, Drea DiMatteo. Who she? you ask.
Oh yeah, her. Well, apparently the one-time Hollywood Mafia slut has gone the full monty with an OnlyFans account:
I’m sure there’s a market for her, somewhere… just not in my zip [sic].