Under-Achieving

Reader Mike L. sends me this astounding list of booze consumption:

Wait… we Texans spent more on booze per capita than Floriduh?  Musht be shome mishtake.

Anyway, I can see why the states at the top are where they are, viz. a) it’s fucking cold there, and b) there’s not much else to do when the snow is fourteen feet deep, and you can only have sex so many times a day until your cousin starts complaining.  Then again…

Classic Beauty: France Anglade

She probably has the shortest online biography of any actress, but uniquely, France Anglade actually had three careers:  actress, model and singer — except that her four albums were recorded under her birth name Marie-France Anglade.

Whatever she called herself, she was lovely.

Wait… did somebody say “color”?

Let’s talk about her bearing arms for a moment:

Exquisite.