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Alternative Views

June 22, 2021 Kim du Toit Gratuitous Chick Pics

A whole bunch — at least a dozen of you — wrote to me with the excellent news that Salma Hayek has no intention of ending her stream of bikini pics, all taken during the Wuhan Panic Festival of 2020.

I’m assuming they are of this genre:

However, I have also received the occasional missive from people (men, I think) who do not share my fondness for full-figured women. (I know, they’re to be pitied, but whatever.)

So in order to prove that this here back porch is a Big Tent, so to speak, here are a couple of skinnier women who can also wear a bikini, e.g. Liz Hurley:

…Lottie Moss:
…Karen Gillan:

…Amanda Holden:

…Kimberley Garner:

…and so on. I hope you fans of the A-cup are satisfied.

Important Question

June 18, 2021 Kim du Toit Gratuitous Chick Pics

The Sun asks:

I’m going to go out on a limb, here, and say, “You can never have too much boob”, with but one (important) qualification: “It really depends on the owner thereof”.

There’s Salma:

…of whom we can safely say: “You can never have too much.”

And then there’s, say, Kathy Griffin:

…of whom we can say with equal safety: “Dear God, no.”

Sorry: here’s Carol Vorderman, to restore everyone’s good humor:

…who (if I may make a teeny criticism) doesn’t show us enough boob.

And this being the Sun, there’s a followup.

DM To The Rescue

June 13, 2021 Kim du Toit Gratuitous Chick Pics

We can always depend on the Daily Mail to skip the unnecessary stuff and get to what’s really interesting:

Forget the football, who will lift the cup for most glamorous partner?

A quick sample:

Follow the link to see the rest.

Hidden Treasure

June 8, 2021 Kim du Toit Gratuitous Chick Pics

Here’s a picture of the lovely Helena Bonham Carter at some insignificant red carpet event or other, looking quite unlike her normal scraggly self (other than the hairstyle and boho sunglasses):

However, knowing Our Helena as we do, we can have no doubt that her long spotted dress most probably conceals a pair of Army boots. Some things just don’t change… for some reason, leopards come to mind.

No Times Three

June 7, 2021 Kim du Toit Gratuitous Chick Pics

Here’s a pic of some ancient (49-year-old) model prancing barefoot through the streets of London, clutching a bottle of wine. (One of those “candid” i.e. posed paparazzi events.)

I have to admit that she’s not too bad for an older broad — apparently she was a model, or still is (see more pics at the link). However, that’s not what I want to talk about here, but the “barefoot in the streets of London” thing.

1) Considering the chances of spearing or slashing one’s foot on a discarded beer bottle in the Brit capital, I wouldn’t prance barefoot through the streets of London for a bet.

2) Given that London’s streets are cleaned about as often as are the streets of Johannesburg, the chances of catching some flesh-eating disease from said injury are higher than the average rock musician in the 1970s.

2) Even assuming that our streets are cleaner than London’s (which they are), if one were to try doing the same thing here in Plano, there is a distinct chance of the blazing-hot surface searing one’s foot in a manner similar to this:

It makes me wince just to think of it.

Stopgap Women

May 24, 2021 Kim du Toit Gratuitous Chick Pics

Okay, I took enough guff from y’all about my Sunday post of Toyah Willcox (sheesh, she’s almost my age, cut the old lady some slack, willya?) so here are a few random hotties floating around my hard drive.

If one of those doesn’t satisfy you, you need help.