Category: Bad News

As always, commentary tasting like battery acid.  And speaking of which:

…maybe not oral sex, though.  Just sayin’.  And on that topic:

…for women, it’s the impact crater in the back of the throat.

…maybe if they went still further down and took two knees, then assumed the Muslim prayer position… naah, they’d still get it in the ass.

…or, Busted For Telling The Truth #265.  Also:

…to be fair, they aren’t like Nazis;  they’re like radical Islamist killers.

Too harsh?

…Q.E.D.

…guess it just wasn’t his day.  Africa Wins Again.

…I wish.  Then at least they’d be about something.

…so he did.  Bet it wasn’t the first time she’d cut his nuts off, though.

…and Russia Wins Again.

…not mentioned:  nobody speaks English.  Even when they’re speaking English, you won’t understand a word.

That said, comedienne Aisling Bea is Irish:

Of course,  she lives in London, not Ireland — which makes her all the more desirable.

All the news that’s fit to choke on.  So let’s plunge into the murky, pox-laden soup that is today’s world:

 
…which is all well and good.  However, some asshole always has to go and piss in the pudding:

…I just wish this “cult” was real, so that we could flog his worthless ass in the public sphere.  Fuck it:  does everything have to be political with these bastards?

…proving that unlike the Democrats, even the Chinese can do something right, sometimes.

…you had me at “overstuffed little haggis”.

And now, from France:

…for public indecency?  Gross licentiousness?  Mais non, because: 

So what caused the Frog fuzz to go beserk about this orgy?

…of course it did.

And another from the nation which eats frogs, snails and pressed duck:
…arresting a bunch of sex-crazed perverts is one thing;  dissing one of my favorite restaurants (and foods)?  En garde, Pierre.

…who is  actually more worthy of memorializing than, say, Barack Obama:  and I don’t even like the Dead’s music.

…can’t imagine why anyone would be cheering at any game played by the National Wokeball League, but maybe I’m missing something.  Also, do boos count as “cheering” ?  Asking for a friend.

…just give me a minute, I’ve got something cooking…

…sorry, what were we talking about?

And speaking of pieces of meat:

…it’s kinda sad that this lil’ cutie should go from first to last [sic] so quickly in the “Fuck, Marry or Kill” game.

Oh well.. on with the week.

Here we go:

…oh, so now they want revenge for Auschwitz?  When Biden promised a return to normalcy, I just knew we’d get it.

…where’s Cesar Chavez when we need him?

And:

…I suppose this means I’m going to have to carry four spare mags now.

…quit that laughter will ya?  She should  could have been killed.

…because those sky-high European taxes are sacrosanct, as we will see when the Biden administration imposes them on the U.S. middle class.

…year unspecified.

…first time I’ve actually smiled since the fraudulent inauguration.  One down, nine to go.

…this might have pissed off conservatives, had any been actually watching the inauguration. (no link because no need)

…the latest in our “Guess The Attackers’ Race” game.  (Spoiler:  flight was from Detroit to Atlanta.)

…this will go down in history as the beginning of the Geritol Revolution.

…and it didn’t even happen in Florida.

And speaking of insanity:

…because mirrors are well-known for storing images, of course.  Of greater concern is that she probably votes in elections.

Here’s a woman in front of a mirror.