Category: Bad News

 

And speaking of things rising up:

...well, no it isn’t.  I’m glad to see, however, that Seattle and Portland are the most likely to be thus afflicted.  Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of Marxist assholes.

And as for far-off places, these next items come from our Travel Bureau:

...not much of a secret for long, now that the newspapers have publicized it.

...[scratching Naples from the Travel Bucket List]

...not quite the “adventure” advertised in the brochure, methinks.

...and you can’t get a decent egg ‘n chips, cottage pie or Yorkshire pudding anywhere, either.

...as if cruise ships aren’t a shitty experience to start off with.

Now tourism of a different type, here’s

...actually, that’s not quite true, chica;  we’re saving space in the dungeons for your little bunch of rancid Commies and terrorsymps.

...the City of Angels having so much extra cash to throw around, probably arising from the building permit fees from Palisades.

In the Darwin Chronicles:

...the hunger for attention and clicks seemingly has no bounds.

Time for Medical Crimes:

…

And some Sex Crimes:

...just terrible, except that a.) he was captured on video doing it, and b.) confessed to the crime.
#Brazil #SpeedyJustice

...wait:  Buddhist monks have millions of dollars? 

...I’m just impressed that some guy was sitting on his car hood and wanking… for six hours straight.
#Viagra

And now it’s the turn of unlinked 

And as we travel through  :

...relax, it’s a newspaper report, ergo no tits to be seen anywhere:

So in the spirit of investigative journalism, I’ve found some better pics:

All part of the service, no need to thank me.

Finally, a bit of comedy to brighten your day.  Apparently, some keffiyeh-wearing scrote was trying to disrupt the Tour de France bike race by protesting Israel’s participation.

One of the security guards took exception.

And in more alarming news:

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Time out for an equipment check:

...looks like those SIG 320 wunderwaffen aren’t as good as people say they are.  But Glocks?  Ugh.
#NewExpression #UncommandedDischarge

And speaking of the Great Remigration Program…

…in

...Somalis?  Muslims?  I’ll take “Somali Muslims” for $400, Alex.

...I have a better idea:  let’s drop “sanctuary laws” and increase the “mass raids”.

TRUMP DIRECTS DHS, ICE AGENTS TO PROTECT THEMSELVES FROM ASSAULTS AFTER ‘THUGS’ THROW ROCKS AT THEM 
...I’m not saying the “thugs” have been asking for it… but they have.  Related:

In Crime News:

...I’ll start celebrating when the orange jumpsuits appear, and not before.

…

...in which we play the “Guess The Race” of the mob.

...and then they tried to sell the movie to TMZ?
#Strylia

From the pages of Wokista Journal:

...only to find that the “idyllic liberal paradise” is boring and Socialist.
#New Zealand

In the Global JewHate Chronicles:

...maybe because that’s exactly what it means, you terrorsymp tart.

Time for some Darwin News:

...and finds out that the nickname is accurate.

And now some unlinked 

 

And as we hurtle down  at breakneck speed:

Dita Von Teese, 52, admits she WANTS to feel ‘objectified and sexualised’
...well, never let it be said that I refused a lady’s request: 

…#GenuinePic

And having revealed all, we leave the news.

Now it’s time for Teh Doom, so

...except the “speeding up” is measured in milliseconds, and also slowing down occasionally by the same rate because that’s how the world turns.

...note weasel word “could”, which is interchangeable with “might not”.

In Foreign News:

...heterosexual porn is unaffected, however, so there’s that.

And speaking of Loathsome Terrorist Assholes:

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Some Worthless Political Opinions:

...given the source, it’s probably neither colossal nor a mistake.

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...Steroidal Deportation Machine activated, and it’s about damn time.

In Crime News:

...guess it was just stolen off AG Bondi’s desk, then, because that’s where she said it was.

#FuckingLiars #CoverUp

And now it’s time for 

And on the byway known as :

…never mind MILF, she’s almost GILF:

Not that a GILF is a Bad Thing, of course.

Well Planet Lesbia is one thing, but here on Earth…

...climate change… is there anything it can’t do?

But that’s nothing.  Try this one:

...and don’t tell me, let me guess:  it’s triggered by Intergalactic Warming Climate Cooling Change©?

And if that’s not moronic enough:

...wait:  wasn’t eating bugs supposed to be a Good Thing?
#Confused

...gee, what do you think tipped her off? 

And speaking of The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:

...in which we play the “Guess The Religion Of The Rapists” game.  And speaking of the guys who invented the term “Nazi”:

...man, if they tried that shit Over Here there’d be a different outcome, methinks.  And speaking of Sturmtruppen:

...I would suggest they’re not even in the top 5.  Left-wing “comedians” and actresses, however...

In :

...couldn’t have put it better myself, skattie. [/sarc]

In the intersectionalty of Crime News and LGBTOSTFU News:

...males take left;  females, right?

In Election News:

...just keep all that money away from the Republican National Committee, FFS, or you’ll end up with even more RINOs in Congress.

...they’d be stupid to stay on.  LOL @NYfC.

...hey, if they can vote from there, posting should be a piece of cake.

From the Obscure History Dept.:

...I’m so glad this issue has finally been put to rest;  I’ve been lying awake at night for years worrying about it.

And Middle East News:

...three answers:  no, fuck no, and if you insist on a timeline:  never in a million fucking years.

And in the annals of   

  

 

And on the other side of :

...sorry, I faked you out there.  No way am I going to upset people by showing pics of the grotesque Katie Price;  instead, let’s look at her daughter Princess [sic], who just turned 18 and is therefore legal (unlike her foul mother, who should be illegal):

Not as slaggy as her mother;  but then again, no one is.

But what brings on B.O. quicker than anything?  HOT WEATHER!  Which means:

...and when the temperature doesn’t increase in three years’ time, can we flog these scientists (and journalists) in public for unnecessarily spreading fear and panic?  And if that isn’t bad enough:

...it could happen in 10,000 years’ time, or it could happen tomorrow.  Now THAT’S what I call a precise prediction.

...to which I say:

In other words, if you feel threatened by beer (or scientists for that matter), drink gin.

Time for some / ?  I think it is.

...and then should arrest all the orgs’ staff for funding civil unrest.

...and quite rightly so.  They encourage the lawlessness, let them pay for it.  Feel free to charge them for the cost of National Guard deployment, for extra budgetary pleasure.

...why carry on with the wall if they’re not coming in?  For the benefit of future non-MAGA presidential administrations.

...we’re not shooting them dead in the streets when we find them, are we?  That’s about as humane as we should be prepared to go.  (see next item)

...I dunno, I thought they did a pretty good job back in the ’70s at Kent State.

...you mean they’re not getting the free education that they shouldn’t be getting in the first place?
#FeatureNotBug

...nothing to see here, move along.  And:

...I was hoping for three-thirds, but this is a good start.  Transfer all the cuttees to ICE, where they’ll actually be useful.

In Justice News:

...if I may make a humble suggestion, then:

...now that’s gratitude for ya.  Feel free to remove this rapist by including him on the flight above.

...the cops are probably Republicans, and thought: “Democrats killing Democrats? ”

And now, some unlinked 

     …#JoinedInTheFun

...nope, I have no familiarity with the dramatis personae either.

And in our wanderings down :

...not that we’ve never seen La Sharon’s surgical creations before, but hey:

And a couple of the other pics from the shoot:

And on that artistic vision of sexual harassment, we’ll end it all.