Category: Bad News

Herewith the recent news:

...executive summary:  they’re being funded by George Soros.

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Also:

...they’re both separated/divorced, and Democrats have been in bed with the media since forever.

In :

...also ends funding for Why Democrats Always Lie research, e.g.:

...in a party full of slimy sleazebags, this asshole is exemplary.

And:

...also known as an “ipse dixit” cancelation.

Now for some Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© news:

...too bad it’s not  a road to the killing fields.  And speaking of killing:

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More killing:

...play grownup games, suffer grownup consequences, you little bastard.  Also:

...and in the reign of Emperor Kim, he’d be dangling from a 17-year-old rope.

In the Hearts Of Stone Dept.:

...stop that unseemly cheering and applause, willya?

Now a section all to itself:

...and she looks just like you’d expect her to look.

...”accidentally”, as you will see.

In Woke News:

...bullet, dodged.

And in (non-) Entertainment News:

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In guaranteed link-free

       

...well, I did get a steak, at least.  A big one.

And as for getting a bone:  in her house on  :

...I do believe I detect a whiff of the trailer park, but whatever.

And that ends our stroll through the news.

And the news is even uglier…

...hardest hit would be New York, Minnesota and Michigan.

Speaking of Minnesoduh:

...too bad he didn’t attack the fucking Soros-backed prosecutor, who probably deserves a good stabbing.  As does Soros.

In Political News:

...”Hangings begin soon” would be excellent, not chilling.

...lemme get this straight:  the unions are supporting the employment of non-union illegal foreign workers?  Got it.
#California

From the Dept. of Education:

...and she’s not from Missouri, but California.
#ForTheWin

...let’s hear it from the teachers’ unions…. nothing?  Well, all righty then.

And from the Dept. of Health (Britishland Division):

...gummint bureaucracy at its finest.

...and here I thought the NHS was the shining model for State-run single-payer medical care.

...and they can’t even use the “butbutbut Covid!” excuse anymore.  LOL.

And this is probably unrelated to the above:

...probably.

From the front lines of Sex Wars:

...I blame the TrumpVanceMusk Axis of Evil.  Oh wait… this was in Britishland?  As long as they stay away from places like Rotherham, they’ll probably be okay.  Probably.

In Entertainment News:

...and all over the U.S., sales of Viagra and English Leather soar as old farts everywhere now think they finally have a chance.

And in the ever-silly 

   

 

…“Start by hiring three nannies…”

And now, a journey down :

...a little while ago I (re-)watched the Cruise movie Jack Reacher, and was reminded of Ms. Pike rather forcefully:

And let’s not forget Ros’s underpinnings, as she puts her best foot forward:

Please note the health warning.

The Great Win11 Update Fuckup nuked all the links for today’s Roundup, but somehow I managed to recover almost all of them.  You may thank me later.

...never mind the little donut shops;  how about Archer-Daniels-Midland and Hormel meat packing operations?

...we don’t need a psychiatrist for this one.  Two words:  bad boys.

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In similar news:

...and apartheid never existed, either.

In the Hearts Of Stone Dept.:

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And in more news from The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:

...only because those damn spoilsports at the Fed wouldn’t let us use the place for Air National Guard bombing practice.

....because they just don’t have enough criminals in the country yet.  (see below)

...gosh, who could have seen this coming?  Oh, all of you, huh?

And still on the topic of crime:

...oh wait, did Diddums think that stabbing someone to death was just a childish game?  Welcome to Death Row, choirboy.
#NorthCarolina.

In the Dept. of Health News:

… …  AND:

...which isn’t going to do anything, because the whole service is irretrievably fucked.

In Green Business News:

...but-but-but I was told by all the knowledgeable people that EVs were the future of the automobile industry!  Also:

...serves them right for thinking that Aston buyers actually wanted a Duracell version of the DB.

Turning to Entertainment News:

...so what?  It’s already a trashy movie series — and has been since From Russia With Love.

And now, the part everybody’s been waiting for — 

And in a hard drive [sic] down :

...ah yes, young Paige:  how we have missed you.  For those with short memories, a brief refresher:

 

 

 

 

Consider yourselves refreshed.  Or something.

“Arms & Cycle Works”… in MassiveTwoShits, even.  Anyway, on with the  nudes  news:

...to the total surprise of nobody except doctrinaire bureaucrats and socialists [some overlap].  And speaking of doctrinaire bureaucrats:

...should have been with a “No-Talent” agency, but I guess CAA figured that they could use an experienced blow-jobber in their organization.

And in Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© News:

...little known fact: “Ed Miliband” is actually a Welsh expression which means “stupid cunt”.

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...but cynics among us ask:  “Before we get all worried and stuff, do we know WHICH city?  Because if it’s NYfC, Beijing or L.A., well then…”

...and people are aghast at what may happen.  On the bright side, it could have been Netflix.  Whatever;  I don’t care because I haven’t watched a Bond movie since Sean Connery quit.

...it’s a good thing, then, that she’s actually a fictitious character in a movie.  And to think that these “researchers” were actually paid for this bullshit study.

And in speaking of wasted money, as we attempt to Murder The Deep State©:

...a few dozen billion here and there, and pretty soon you’re talking serious money.

...buh-bye.  Nice to be able to save the expense of at least one “buyout”.

...is anyone surprised that this fat grifter is involved in Bidenesque slush money?  No?  Me neither.

From the Dept. of Constitutional Rights Protection:

...yup;  a right delayed is a right denied.  You don’t even need to be a lawyer or Constitutional scholar to know that.

In the Dept. of Education:

...keyword:  Missouri.

Here’s something that nearly made it to Insignifica:

...the whirring sound you hear is that of David E. Davis and Jean Lindamood spinning in their graves.

And in our no-strings 

   

And as we continue our stroll down :

...it would probably be more accurate to say, “mama’s still got them“, but whatever;  I report,  you decide.

And that’s the news, all busted out.