News Roundup

And what a good way to run into The Trump Years, Part II:


...[pro tip] the bomber’s name can probably be found in the FBI’s D.C. office phone directory.


...to you maybe, yer Holeyness;  just not to 95% of the country outside your diocese.


...buh bye, fuckwit.
Or, to put it more eloquently:


...ummm you lost me at the first three words.


...and I’m sure that Elon is just quaking in his boots.


...bubonic plague has a higher favorable rating than Disney.


...I’m sure his girlfriend was mightily impressed.
#ThirdWorld


...you mean just like it did during Trump 1.0?
#NoSurpriseThere


...’nuff said.


...did they just call Wales a nation of faggots?



...that’s a Guinness drought — which I think is actually against Irish law.


...and have waved away all rescue attempts because Britain.


...next thing, all men will have to have a sign tattooed on their dicks which reads:  “Joy juice may contain nut residue”

And in the most categorically link-free 

 

...dude may be overconfident, here;  she’s probably planning a breakup album about him as we speak.

From Reader GMC70, in Comments:  “Frankly, Kim, I’m a bit surprised you haven’t discovered Kate Upton.”
...you mean, this Kate Upton?

 

Well, consider me duly chastised.

And that’s the end of this boobs news roundup.

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Legs and lemonade on a hot day… how can that be bad?  Now on to the news thing, which is:



...I guess that ISIS flag in the truck was just a coincidence, huh?  Assholes.


...well, if you’re going to ban guns, they’ll just use trucks.

Oh, wait:


...well, so much for all those NY gun control laws, huh?

On the topic of gun control:


...thus dodging a bullet, so to speak.

Back to trucks, though:


...LOL and it only killed the would-be mass murderer.

And in Green Automotive News:


...the hits just keep on coming, don’t they?

News from The Little Red Book:


...oh wow, who could have predicted this consequence of wealth envy,  property confiscation and higher tax rates?

Speaking of morons:


...yeah, good luck with that, shitforbrains.


...which makes one wonder:  why would any law-abiding American want to visit Mexico?

From the Police Blotter:


...sadly, as this happened in Britishland, there will no doubt be prosecutions and imprisonment — unless, of course, the shop staff are of a Protected Species (i.e. Muslim).

And in the wonderful world of 

...I’m just curious whether the two barrels are side-by-side or over & under, so to speak.  I think we should be told.

And the view from  :


...I’ve had a soft (okay, hard) spot for this little totty ever since her Veronica Mars days, so why not?

And on that gauzy note, we end this news roundup.

DOGE Target #1

Let’s hear it for the ATF:

ATF Isn’t Talking About its Early Morning No-Knock Raid on a Baltimore Gun Rights Advocate

Manley estimated he owns more than 70 firearms, but all of them comply with Maryland and federal laws. He owns no full-autos, suppressors or destructive devices. The ATF learned this after threatening to blow open Manley’s gun safe, which he opened for the agents, who found nothing illegal.

After the botched search warrant, one of the agents who had told Manley’s wife he was the lead investigator, asked her for dimensions and other information about the doors and windows his team had destroyed, which he promised to replace.

Also:

ATF Murders Innocent Man

In March, agents shot and killed Bryan Malinowski, executive director of the Clinton National Airport in Little Rock, Arkansas, in his home.

Agents were clearly spoiling for a gunfight when they went in during early morning hours, and they got one.

ATF has yet to comment officially on the March 19 killing, other to claim Malinowski fired first. But Malinowski’s family released a statement, which confirms what everyone already knew: It is extremely unlikely that the 53-year-old airport executive director knew he was trading gunfire with federal agents. It is far more likely Malinowski believed he was defending himself and his wife from armed home invaders.

This entire agency needs to be defunded and all their asshole agents fired and then prosecuted for all the crimes they committed against law-abiding citizens — both the people who authorized the crimes and the people who carried them out, no exceptions.

Period, end of statement, end of story.

Hold Yer Horses

I don’t know about anyone else, but for me, the actual new year will begin on January 20 and not on January 1.

So no, I’m not going to be celebrating anything tonight or at any time before the Inauguration.

But on January 21, I will be celebrating with gunfire at the range.  Anyone in the north Texas area is welcome to join me.  Details on request.

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Note the price… now you can go and cry.


...who do they think they are:  Texans?


...and Trump wants these assholes to be the 51st state?  Ah don’ theenk so, Jefe.

And speaking of idiotic gestures:


...remember, kids:  for socialists, it’s only the intention that counts;  outcomes are unimportant.


...if he’s talking about Israeli children and meant to say “in Israel”, then he’s probably correct.


...oh noes, you mean all those feminazis, lesbos and girlymen professors are going to be out of a job?


...lessee if I got this right:  “attempted murder” isn’t really a bad crime (boys will be boys and all that);  but calling him a “dirty jigaboo” during the drowning?  Well, that’s just beyond the pale.


...just another day in FuckJoeBiden paradise.


...I guess if by “affirm” you mean “they should be stoned”, then yes.
In related news:  Anglican church attendance at lowest levels since Roman Coliseum times.


...I’m actually amazed it’s that high.


...keyword:  Australia (duh).

And in the usual sexual shenanigans known as 

    


...like we didn’t know that.  Anyway, not that I need an excuse to give examples: 

And thus do we tiptoe gingerly out of 2024…