In related Health News:
Biden’s doctor “missed” Stage 5 Cancer For Years
...really? How conveeeenient.
So if we’re going to look at areas where over 2,000 other doctors have fucked up:
Why Butter, Cheese and Ice Cream Could Help You Live Longer
...but we all knew that already. In fact, denying yourself all that lovely stuff just makes you not want to live longer.
...but sadly, it’s not going to submerge Portland under a 300-foot tidal wave because it’s not that kind of eruption. [pout]
Some news from The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
...good grief, man: if you let the people vote on something like this, you’ll only end up like the rozzbiffs:
...never mind all that “democracy” bullshit, the Party always knows what’s best for you, you bloody peasants.
Back here in MAGA Land:
...as the legacy media tries to hide its deep disappointment, and fails.
And from one of our favorite Trumpistas, a double shot:
Tulsi Gabbard Ends Biden-Era Domestic Terrorism Policy
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Tulsi Gabbard Fires Anti-Trump Deep State Officials Who Were Politicizing Intelligence
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And as for deportations:
...to the amazement of Democrats and media. [some overlap]
...the hits just keep on coming. And as for this one:
...stop/start stop/start? GTFO.
But elsewhere, in Democrat Cuntry:
...yet another exercise in failure. Ain’t never gonna happen, assholes.
And in sillier news:
...I do believe I first saw that claim in 1981.
...I report, you decide:
#Florida
….fucking hell, why not just make it four weeks off? Then we can hire a man to replace you and actually get the job done.
And now, in the very bowels of 
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Salma Hayek On Cover Of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue At 58
...here ya go:
And a couple others taken during the shoot:
...and a few from the archives:
Reparations, again? How’s this, you’re not lion food so how’s that for reparations?
or
Let’s see, we owe you $2 trillion for the labor and liberties stolen from your ancestors, not you but your distant ancestors and for the drugs, crime, murder, rapes etc you owe us $7 trillion. Will you be paying with cash or credit card?
Not all doctors graduated with straight A’s.
Crime across Colorado may well be down, but the article actually only states that murders in Denver are down 58% (yay!) and down by 36% in Aurora (still good.) As for the rest of my Centennial State, who knows? When you listen to the morning Colorado Springs AM radio station crime reports, there are still a ton of Spanish names popping up, way out of proportion the local demographics.
Prostate cancer is slow-moving and easily detectable. Every male aged 50+ in the industrialized West is tested for elevated PSAs annually, or has it recommended to them by their PCP. I started getting tested in my 40s, since it runs in my family.
POTUS receives the best & most advanced health care on the planet. There is no freaking way Biden has been suddenly diagnosed with aggressive stage 4 – let alone metastasized into his bones – in the last 200 days. He’s been getting treatment for an extended period, and the coverup is Soviet-style horseshit.
Comrade Andropov is just fine. Whoops, not so much – here’s Comrade Chernenko. He’s fine too! So phenomenally healthy he’s dead in a year. One of my favorite scenes from that period was while Gorbachev was being deposed, and the international press literally laughing out loud at the official Soviet presser “explaining” why Gorby hadn’t been seen publicly in a minute. Their lips are moving, so you know they’re lying.
Ditto the Dems and the DNC (read: the legacy media). Biden’s “decline” is just right wing conspiracy spew. He’s the best Biden ever! There’s no question what they were up to: Drag his carcass across the finish line, for the sole purpose of installing their puppet-in-waiting, Comrade Kamala.
The Politburo is alive and well, comrades!
Your showcase of Salma Hayek reminds me of this line from Yes, Prime Minister:
Sun readers don’t care who runs the country as long as she’s got big tits.
So, LUCKY GREEN finally got back from the war?
Was looking lustfully at Salma Hayek when it hit me’ at76 I could be her dad. My oldest son will be 56 June 1st.