Here’s a headline that’s supposed to evoke a response from me, but I don’t think my response is the one they’re looking for:
DHS says more than 300 TSA agents have quit since start of shutdown
I know, I know: I’m supposed to get all upset that the filthy socialists in Congress have blocked funding for the Department of Homeland Security.
However, my hostility towards the TSfuckingA goes back pretty much to its post-9/11 panic foundation.
So my feelings run more towards this response:

When it comes to abolishing transparent Security Theater and government bullying, put me at the head of the line of supporters.
And by the way: I have fairly similar feelings about the entire Homeland Security department.
300 less assholes working for the government.
I wonder how many of these talentless hacks who quit the government job will be asking if you want fries with that?
I hope more quit.
“I have fairly similar feelings about the entire Homeland Security department.”
No argument from me on DHS but what about the IRS?
I would love to see the IRS downsized “bigly” as Trump says.
# do illegal immigrants pay their fair share?
# security theatre does not keep anyone safe
I thought that TSA stood for “Touchin’ Squeezin’ and ‘Arrassment” Has the establishment of Homeland Security improved anything to actually promote homeland security? it sounds more like a make work program for more bureaucrats.
They could shitcan 90% of the entire gov’t, fed, state, local, and I doubt I’d even notice.
Except for the increase in roadside parasites with hand scrawled begging signs.
Just point a pistol at them and they turn into a puddle of boiling shit.