Several Readers sent me this happy tale, thankee all:
An alleged intruder is dead after being shot multiple times by a Spartanburg County, South Carolina, homeowner around 2 a.m. Sunday morning.
Wait… multiple times?
I’d like to know a lot more details about this happy episode, e.g. the gun used, cartridge, exactly where the choirboy’s worthless hide was perforated, but I guess we’re not going to be told any of that. [pout]
Rather than burying the perp or cremating, the perp’s corpse should be hanged to feed the scavengers and to discourage other would be perps.
The way the Romans handled the Spartacists? “Pour Encourager les autres.”
sure! a sharpened pole can’t be that hard to make. The difficult part would be choosing a good location.