Dept. Of Righteous Shootings

So this mope and his cocksocket decide to indulge in a little undocumented shopping at a city drugstore.  An employee stops said socket and takes away the merchandise from her, whereupon the choirboy, enraged at the audacity, pulls a gun.

And gets shot dead by another employee.

Sadly, instead of being given the keys to the city or at least being promoted, Our Hero will most likely be fired because a.) Chicago and b.) Walgreens.

I will be delighted beyond words if I’m proved wrong when this does not happen.
#OddsAgainst100-1

9 comments

  1. “ the alleged robber was 42 years old”

    So the dumbass was 42 and still had not learned that if it is not yours don’t take it.

    He learned now, the hard way.

    One less human piece of trash in society.

  2. I expect the employees medium-term employment prospects to be very good. And won’t the cocksocket be charged with the man’s death?

  3. Odds are akchually 14 to 1
    Twelve jurors, the prosecutor and the judge are all D hacks.
    Pray for one holdout to bollix it up.

  4. This is a heart-warming story indeed

    Ironically, Walgreens’ stock has gone down like a $20 whore

    The venerable Walgreens has lost its way and its value

  5. as we all know, the late Lt Col. Cooper was absolutely right:

    “If violent crime is to be curbed, it is only the intended victim who can do it. The felon does not fear the police, and he fears neither judge nor jury. Therefore what he must be taught to fear is his victim.

    Jeff Cooper

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