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So let’s bleed the News Lizard:
…the worst part is that it’s only “most” and not “every single last”.
...errrr climate change? Lizzo dance routine during concert? I’m trying my best here.
...that’s because she IS a scapegoat, and she’s keeping shtum so the Clintons won’t murder her.
...is there ever a WRONG time for rum?
...nice building; shame about the food.
...am I the only one who thinks managers should lock the office doors and let the fuckers freeze?
...there are a bunch of Democrats taking notes right now.
...French chefs have collective orgasm. Also: Australia, where the toads eat bugs. VW Bugs.
...as Hitler’s ghost sez: “Huh?”
...keyword: Massachusetts. In any Southern state, he’d be in the “dangling” line.
...what if, like most non-Californians, you only have one?
And in multicolored, unlinked INSIGNIFICA:
...no news, however, on whether a familial foursome was involved.
Finally, some weird interesting news:
I know, I know: she’s several pasta meals short of perfection. But then again, look who she’s married to — the World’s Skinniest Ex-Footballer, Peter Crouch:
So much for the news, then.
