Modern Classic Beauty: Yvonne Catterfield

Here’s a modern-day totty who could have fit into the Classic Beauty section, were she not young.  Allow me to introduce you to Yvonne Catterfeld:

“Now Kim,” you ask, “she’s very pretty;  but how can you say she’d qualify as Classic Beauty?”

‘Nuff said.

As to how I stumbled upon her, there’s a clue hidden in tomorrow’s Classic Beauty post… and an explanation as to why she would qualify.

Nominations

SOTI*:


I am accepting nominations in Comments for this unlucky billionaire exemplar, but whoever you decide should be eaten, he’ll have to work hard to beat George Soros.

Call it a variation of the “One Shot” game we’ve played here before.


*seen on the Internet OR someone/somewhere on the Internet.

News Roundup

All through the support of Black Friday, Inc.

Speaking of Black Friday:


...also Somalis, Sudanese, Kenyans , Zulus, Malawis, Angolans, Tanzanians… the list goes on and on — do we have too many of them, too?  [yes – K.]


...not that any man should care about this nonsense — it’s her business, after all.


...only a moron (that would be this judge) would not be able to see the consequences of this idiocy.


...am I the only one wishing that this headline was literally true?


...it’s fucking empty (thanks to Biden), so what’s left to modernize?

And in the Ungrateful Bastards Department:


...so publicly supporting BLM didn’t prevent any looting and mass shoplifting?  No?  Who’d a thunk?


...hey, at least he didn’t have to pay for the paper. [/ChiComs]

And from the anals annals of the Greatest Healthcare Service On Earth:

 
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...ummm, maybe HER sex life isn’t what it was in the past;  but I doubt Robbie’s has missed a beat.


...for causing woodies in the lumber department?  I think we should be told.


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...I applaud this example of youthful entrepreneurial initiative and financial success.  No wonder the schools want to kill it.

And out of the mists of INSIGNIFICA:

     

And in our Paige Three section:

I’ll save y’all the trouble of hitting the link, and just show you the top 3:

…inexplicable, isn’t it, that they would be so popular?

So much for the news.