News Roundup

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So let’s skin it and wring it with some news:

From the Disaster Department (Florida Division):

...everybody panic!

...the FuturePOTUS shouldn’t have bothered.

In Italy:

...good thing they voted for her and not him, then.

And then there’s this, which might be a little more important:

...let’s hope she does.

...actually, that’s not bad advice.  I’m assuming the soldiers don’t have any clotting salve because Russia. long as they swap them, one for one, with convicted Mexican criminal child molesters, then fine.

the more science progresses, the closer it comes to magic.

From the Furrin Travel Department: long as you want to visit Airstrip One, with their ubiquitous telescreens, $20 pints and non-existent crime, that isOh, wait:

...having solved all other crimes, they can afford to do thisOh, wait:

...and of course, no guns or rights to self defense for you.  They, however, will be carrying Glocks, knives and machetesAlso: much for that tour of the UK, thenAnd:

...yup:  never a better time.

Back on this side of The Pond:

...I suspect the “zero tourists” thing may have had something to do with it.

...but what if the FBI was responsible for the breach?  Asking for a friend.

...headline edited for clarity.

...which never existed anyway, except in Nancy Pelosi’s wet dream.

...remember Kim’s 7th Law:  no cameras in the bedroom, ever.

And from the bowels of INSIGNIFICA:

  say okay, then ban her from the party.

And finally:

...perhaps if you dressed with just a tad more modesty, sweetie…?

And the pics in question:

I have no idea who this tartlette is, of course, and I suspect that the same may be true for many of my Readers.  So what follows is purely for educational purposes, of course:



Just your standard Hollywood skinny, then.

And so much for the news.


  1. Chloe Grace is a decent little actress, compared to so many of the merely pretty faces of the thousands of small blondes that seem to drain continuously into Hollywood. A few years ago she did a creditable job in The Equalizer with Denzel. Plus, I never mind a woman who trades on her good legs and is willing to show them to me. Freakishly short torso, though.

  2. One thing I definitely remember from corps school back in the early 90s was one of my instructors saying that, in a pinch, tampons are very useful for plugging bullet holes.

    1. I was a medic in SAMS (Kim will know what that is). We always carried tampons in our medical kits for bullet wounds.

  3. Must confess. I always liked CGM for the same reason I always liked Emma Watson, both had that cute, well put together look. Reality perhaps being otherwise.

    But for miss Moretz, if you’re going to keep flying close to the sun, the wax on your wings will melt. Just the way it is.

    Got a buddy who is a personal trainer, and he literally trains competitive bodybuilders. He said probably 30% of his role is gym work, the rest is psychology. I was surprised to hear that what society would consider ideal physical specimens would need that much reassurance. He said they are the most needy, insecure people you can imagine.

    I suspect your actress types to be of the same bent.

  4. Please and thank you to never ever use the words “Nancy Pelosi” and “wet dream” in the same sentence again.

  5. Tampons don’t work worth jack shit for bullet wounds. The sooner this bit of Fudd lore dies a fiery death the better.

    1. They don’t have to “work”. They’re better than nothing, and much better than a bandage compress. Don’t ask me how I know this.

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