Here’s a quick quiz. State the reasons for your choice in Comments.
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Girl next door and it’s not even close. Better body, more beautiful face, no tattoos uglifying her, and probably far more enjoyable to be around.
Everything Skeptic said, with the further explanation that in my opinion any chick that is tatting herself up that much has some mental issues I’d rather not deal with.
Tatts on chicks are okay in small quantity. That many is “LOOK AT ME!!!!!!”
Plus, bonus, bigger hooters đ.
Left – fresh, wholesome, inviting, scrumptious.
Right – wore out hor with a diseased gash as big as a dumpster, obviously.
The girl next door would raise property values in the whole neighborhood.
The skank on the right would fill the neighborhood with long lines of horny drunken sailors with two dollars to spend.
The allure of long hair is often overlooked. Add it to all of the girl-next-door’s other attributes and she’s a clear winner, even without getting into the horrendous scarring all over the Reality TV star’s body.
Women be crazy. The one on the right advertises it so the one on the left is the better choice. Have to make sure she never works in the service industries or you will lose her to a smooth talking snake someday, but life will be pretty good till that point.
For a one night stand with plenty of condoms and lube I’d take the reality TV chick. You wouldn’t have to talk her into anything, including letting half the guys in the hotel in while you filmed it. That would be a night to remember.
For an actual relationship? Yeah, the GND type. You’d have to talk her into things, but you’ve got that kind of time.
I’m not sure a condom or even two would be sufficient protection against battery acid.
Girl Next Door for the win. Long hair, big boobs, nice smile, eyes that don’t look crazy. I’m not against all tattoos, but they have to be decorative, rather than looking like a fully graffitied rail car. Over wattage Hollywood smile and glasses that hide the crazy eyes are also turnoffs.
In 30 years the one on the left will still be with you, growing more beautiful with time. The one on the right will look like 20 miles of Texas asphalt, while slinging hash in a Waffle House complaining about missed alimony payments.
Girl next door and it’s not even close. Better body, more beautiful face, no tattoos uglifying her, and probably far more enjoyable to be around.
Everything Skeptic said, with the further explanation that in my opinion any chick that is tatting herself up that much has some mental issues I’d rather not deal with.
Tatts on chicks are okay in small quantity. That many is “LOOK AT ME!!!!!!”
Plus, bonus, bigger hooters đ.
Left – fresh, wholesome, inviting, scrumptious.
Right – wore out hor with a diseased gash as big as a dumpster, obviously.
The girl next door would raise property values in the whole neighborhood.
The skank on the right would fill the neighborhood with long lines of horny drunken sailors with two dollars to spend.
The allure of long hair is often overlooked. Add it to all of the girl-next-door’s other attributes and she’s a clear winner, even without getting into the horrendous scarring all over the Reality TV star’s body.
Women be crazy. The one on the right advertises it so the one on the left is the better choice. Have to make sure she never works in the service industries or you will lose her to a smooth talking snake someday, but life will be pretty good till that point.
For a one night stand with plenty of condoms and lube I’d take the reality TV chick. You wouldn’t have to talk her into anything, including letting half the guys in the hotel in while you filmed it. That would be a night to remember.
For an actual relationship? Yeah, the GND type. You’d have to talk her into things, but you’ve got that kind of time.
I’m not sure a condom or even two would be sufficient protection against battery acid.
Girl Next Door for the win. Long hair, big boobs, nice smile, eyes that don’t look crazy. I’m not against all tattoos, but they have to be decorative, rather than looking like a fully graffitied rail car. Over wattage Hollywood smile and glasses that hide the crazy eyes are also turnoffs.
In 30 years the one on the left will still be with you, growing more beautiful with time. The one on the right will look like 20 miles of Texas asphalt, while slinging hash in a Waffle House complaining about missed alimony payments.
Neither. GND is deformed.