A Sarpy County jury on Wednesday found a 38-year-old woman guilty of 11 felony counts in connection with child sexual assault and abuse that occurred at alcohol-fueled sleepovers with pre- and young teens.
It gets better:
Authorities said Greer provided alcohol and marijuana-infused gummy bears to her 11-year-old daughter and her friends at weekend sleepovers in 2017 and 2018.
Wouldn’t be a crime if it was Oregon or California, but it’s Nebraska:
Greer faces a maximum sentence of life in prison next month when she is set to be sentenced.
That said, I’m offering odds on her getting a suspended sentence Because She’s A Woman So Shut Up.