I can’t even come close to that one, so I’m not going to even try.
Watching for bears while bare.
At least it’s a he and a she and not a he and a he. shiver
I see sore knees in their immediate future.
Look Honey a 12 pointer!
I know I’m just beginning yoga, but are you sure this is how Downward Dog goes?
“And this yoga position is called ‘How badly does your baby need a stepfather.”
At last, Vanessa saw the folly of sunbathing in the middle of a forest.
I said tick check, not dick check.
Runner-up.
John was hardening his pole before the pole vault event.
Now I see the other reason you went into porn Bob.
The camera is OVER HERE!
I didn’t know a game of leap frog was suppose to take this long.
“This isn’t what it looks like!”
Is that your husband over there behind that tree?
don’t worry Buck, I’m not hurting your doe
1. Wherein he mounted a trophy doe out at the deer camp.
2. He forgot his bottle of “Doe In Heat” buck attractant, and was trying the D.I.Y. method, instead.
3. HE is from the Federal Government, and was just There To Help.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
[scotsaccent]
“Well, Bo Peep, you lost your sheep. M’thinks you’ll have to do.”
[/scotsaccent]
She: OMG, we’re on somebody’s game camera!
He: It’s OK, you were game enough to try this.
1. “And that’s how I got kicked out of the seminary…”
2. “Wait, what? I thought you said go pound Sandy…”
1. “And that’s why I got kicked out of the seminary…”
2. “Wait, what? I thought you said go pound Sandy…”
Reminds me of a deer hunting season several years ago here in Minnesota, when the rule was bucks only and one deer per hunter. I got rather impatient, waiting for them to finish, but the buck died happy.
Although Ernie was enjoying his ‘therapy session’ with Melba, certain of her ‘aromas’ made him nostalgic for more fishing time on the lake!
What kind of truck did you say your dad drives?
First comment, and it’s on the podium.
You got that so right — 4.0
Guffaw!
I can’t even come close to that one, so I’m not going to even try.
Watching for bears while bare.
At least it’s a he and a she and not a he and a he. shiver
I see sore knees in their immediate future.
Look Honey a 12 pointer!
I know I’m just beginning yoga, but are you sure this is how Downward Dog goes?
“And this yoga position is called ‘How badly does your baby need a stepfather.”
At last, Vanessa saw the folly of sunbathing in the middle of a forest.
I said tick check, not dick check.
Runner-up.
John was hardening his pole before the pole vault event.
Now I see the other reason you went into porn Bob.
The camera is OVER HERE!
I didn’t know a game of leap frog was suppose to take this long.
“This isn’t what it looks like!”
Is that your husband over there behind that tree?
don’t worry Buck, I’m not hurting your doe
1. Wherein he mounted a trophy doe out at the deer camp.
2. He forgot his bottle of “Doe In Heat” buck attractant, and was trying the D.I.Y. method, instead.
3. HE is from the Federal Government, and was just There To Help.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
[scotsaccent]
“Well, Bo Peep, you lost your sheep. M’thinks you’ll have to do.”
[/scotsaccent]
She: OMG, we’re on somebody’s game camera!
He: It’s OK, you were game enough to try this.
1. “And that’s how I got kicked out of the seminary…”
2. “Wait, what? I thought you said go pound Sandy…”
1. “And that’s why I got kicked out of the seminary…”
2. “Wait, what? I thought you said go pound Sandy…”
Reminds me of a deer hunting season several years ago here in Minnesota, when the rule was bucks only and one deer per hunter. I got rather impatient, waiting for them to finish, but the buck died happy.
Although Ernie was enjoying his ‘therapy session’ with Melba, certain of her ‘aromas’ made him nostalgic for more fishing time on the lake!