Here’s a good one:
“When she went off my brother knew it had happened and came to me to check. I was in stitches but then I thought, ‘Hang on a minute, £107? I need to cancel this as quickly as I can’.”
Read it all for the full disaster. Some conclusions:
- Don’t watch Borat movies (good advice for all time).
- When I say “Alexa, order me 5,000 rounds of 7.62×39” and Amazon fills the order, I might actually think of allowing one of the poxy things in my house. Or not.
WTF are “fleshlights”? #DuckDuckGo