When you wake up with a crippling hangover, and discover the consequences of the previous night’s carousing. Ranked in order of ascending horror:
- a wedding ring on your finger, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez lying in bed next to you
- the ashes of your passport, in your Bucharest hotel room
- Polaroid pictures of a naked you and the Ukrainian “escort” you met in the bar last night
- an aching anus and a card with the inscription: “Thanks for a wonderful evening — Brian Boitano”
- ownership title documents for a Toyota Prius.
Your suggestions (may be personal or hypothetical) in Comments.