From sunny Seffrica comes this lovely story.
Executive summary: three choirboys run into a church waving guns and try to appropriate the entire congregation’s cash. Only problem: the church in question is located in a deeply conservative part of the country, and one of the congregants is an ex-cop. Result: two choirboys dead, one possibly wounded.
You may now applaud.
And from the comments to the article comes this priceless observation:
Note the upvote : downvote ratio.