According to this “relationship expert” [eyecross], Australian men prefer these features in a woman:
…which leads me to deduce the following:
Australian men are fucking liars.
That, or they’re so pussywhipped it hardly bears thinking about. (Any man who values “playfulness” over “loyalty”, to consider just one example, is hardly worth being included in the male species.) And history is replete with men who are unable to tell their partner’s eye color after even three dates.
Of course, this “study” could have been compromised by sample bias — if the respondents came primarily from Melbourne’s Fitzroy or St. Kilda districts, for instance, one could easily see why the poll should rather have been entitled “What Hipster Men Value In Women”.
Also, anything written by a “relationship expert” should probably be roundly ignored, anyway.