Short — kinda like Michael Bloomberg — takes on the news.
1) Australian Navy Delivers 800 Gallons of Emergency Beer to Bushfire-Hit Town — only 800? Can’t have been more than a dozen survivors. At least the Oz squids have their priorities right. The US Navy would have brought in useless shit like water, without Scotch.
2) Bernie Sanders garners the Slut endorsement — that figures [sic]. Here’s the slut in question:
3) Everybody Blames Trump For Starting The Train Of Events Which Made Iran Shoot Down An Airliner — okay, if we’re going to go back down the “blame” trail, it’s actually Jimmy Carter’s fault in the first place, for letting the murderous ayatollahs take over in Iran.
4) Prince Ginger and Princess Caring-Slut look for supplemental income streams — I think this says it best: