Ol’ Diogenes has a little fun at the expense of the Brits:
Here in America we worry about democrats trying to take away our 2nd Amendment right to keep and bear arms. Over in England, Royal subjects are not allowed to have guns so Brits run around stabbing each other, which prompted the government to take away knife ownership rights. Naturally British thugs have to move on to carrying something else lethal.
Or, as we put it:
That’s a badass-lookin’ Bowie, by the way, although I prefer my Fox (with 1911 to give the proper proportion of the thing):
One wonders what the Regents Park Plod would make of that? (Oh, and I have no rusty spoons in my possession, so I’d be okay — see link for explanation.)