Mary Poppins, Racist

Unlike many people, I have no problem when some “woke” professor from Karl Marx U. decides that a beloved fictional character is in fact a closet racist for not wiping soot from her face.

Yeah, I know it’s ridiculous.  And the more that these tools sink into ridiculousness, the sooner the ensuing ridicule is going to sink the Good Ship Wokeness beneath waves of scornful laughter.

What amazes me is that The Onion and Babylon Bee are still in business, what with all these prickly hypersensitive fools defying satire on a daily basis.

As for Mary Poppins (the original movie), the greatest crime remains not Mary’s sooty face, but Dick Van Dyke’s attempted Cockney accent.  Can’t forgive that one.


  1. Stuff that’s offensive – never ceases to amaze me:

    Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay
    My, oh, my, what a wonderful day
    Plenty of sunshine headin’ my way
    Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay!

    And that, Brer Rabbit is all I have to say about that, Uncle Remus

  2. Scroll down in that article and see the fucktard, “Daniel Pollack-Pelzner” . Notice the hyphenated name, that’s your clue. He’s a voluntary cucktard.

    His overwhelming narcissistic attitude caused him to once again draw attention to his idiotic self. In a sane world normal people and businesses would chastise, berate, insult, and ridicule him mercilessly until he self-banished to places unknown, or suffer severe beatings.

    These articles which feature these kind of mental misfits should be written in such a way as to bring instant and eternal scorn to the deficient people. Why is he still employed?

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