Isla Fisher (the Amy Adams lookalike) has several strikes going against her, despite being a total hottie:
The strikes are:
- She’s Australian
- She married that asswipe provocateur Sacha Baron Cohen
- She’s an actress
…and now she’s dyed her gorgeous red hair blonde, thus making herself look like just another dockside totty:
Next up: multiple body piercings and facial tattoos, no doubt. And let’s not leave out gender reassignment, for the Trifecta Of Trendy.