In ascending order of ugliness:
- “Hurry up and ask, Lakesha, ‘cos Santa’s gotta go pee.”
- “No, Olivia, I don’t have a hot dog in my pocket.”
- “Jimmy, could you just scootch up just a little further? Oh, yes, yes, yessss…”
- “I’ll get you that bicycle, as long as you don’t tell your momma what Santa just did with his finger.”
- “No, Freddie, that’s not eggnog on Santa’s pants.”
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