As we all know (because they never cease to tell us), the cult known as “vegans” (and its sub-cult, “vegetarians”) refuse to eat animal-derived foods because of the cruelty inflicted on the animals.
Now, thanks to !!! SCIENCE !!! we can disclose that these smug assholes are just as cruel as we carnivores are.
Plants have a sense of touch – and they can even ‘feel’ you picking their leaves. A new study has shown how plant leaves can fire pain signals, which are similar to those found in humans, to warn neighboring leaves of impending danger.
I don’t even want to think about the pitiful screams of carrots as they’re forcibly plucked from the earth, and don’t get me started on the genocide and mass dismemberment inflicted by the combine harvester in a field of wheat.
Caution: image below may be upsetting!
This vicious cruelty has to be stopped. We need to start a boycott of Massey-Ferguson, John Deere and other manufacturers of these weapons of mass destruction. I know that the likely outcome will be the starvation of vegans and vegetarians, but it’s a small price to pay. If it saves the life of one tomato…