
Straight into the important news:

...title track from her next album: ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ “My fans made me leave my boyfriend.” ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪♫ ♪ ♫ ♪

...oy vey. On both counts.
From the Dept. of Education:

...keyword: Florida.
From the Red Sea area:

...and when the US Navy and the Royal Navy are both shown up by the Indian Navy...
In Election News:

...him, plus about 60 million others.
In Looneyville News:

...it’s just too bad that they and their vegan boyfriends are usually too tired to do anything about it.
Loonier still:

...atheists like these make me want to bring back the Inquisition and the stake. Especially when the assholes get their jollies from pathetic memes like this one:

(Hint: the ones on the left of the picture don’t fly airliners into skyscrapers.)
From the Women’s Section of Looneyville News:

...of course, had the sexes been reversed, the guy would have got life.
#MenArePigs

...yeah, that Star Wars franchise has made FAR too much money; “equity” demands that their movies start losing it. And what better way to get there than through feminism?

...key phrase: Luck of the Irish.
In Media News:

...let’s hear it from those who think this is a Good Thing:

…all of you, huh?
And in INSIGNIFICA:



Finally, a walk down Mammary Lane:

...and about time, too:







And a more recent pic:

Still all there, after all these years… [sigh]
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