Tag: Humor

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Media Assholes

In a shocking development:

Fox News announced Wednesday that Trace Gallagher will be the new anchor of Fox News @ Night, replacing Shannon Bream, who now hosts Fox News Sunday.

Now I have nothing against Gallagher, whom I recall as a decent enough sort, back when I used to watch cable news shows, and Fox in particular.  But let’s just consider what’s happening here:

I mean… seriously?

Shannon is one of the foxiest [sic]  anchors on TV, and to relegate her to a Sunday-only position is not A Good Thing.  (I’m thinking of the welfare of Fox News regular viewers, here.)

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Let’s scurry off into the news…


…you had me at “Biden gets hopelessly confused and lost”.


…let’s hear it for Liz:


...reading to be followed soon by practical instruction, no doubt.  Fucking groomers, shoot them all.


...ummm Mr. Rotten, you may have forgotten this, but the entire raison d’être of the Sex Pistols was tastelessness.  It certainly wasn’t musical talent.


…beating up women, rape, child sex;  is there anything this guy can’t do?


...let’s hear it for the Religion Of Peace:


…a.k.a. the nationwide Post-Lockdown Sex Frenzy.


…

And for our Feelgood Story Of The Day:


…the little shit should have been executed back in 2003, of course, but this will do for now.


…using language that no doubt would have sounded familiar to Josef Goebbels.


…applying the word “male” in its most generous sense to this girlyboy, that is.

And from the files of INSIGNIFICA:


...”Thith ith an emergenthy thituation!”

And finally:


…ah yes, Tomi.  I’d pay to watch her read from the phone book.

 

 

And that is the end of this poxy foxy news.