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When the new AI mannequins got Harry his first woodie in twenty years, Midge was anxious to get back to their hotel right away.
Arthur’s purchase of “Amsterdam Tourist sites off the beaten path” finally brings him satisfaction. I told you Midge, I want to see ALL the sites Amsterdam has to offer. Now stop harshing my mellow.
Based on the photo, I would say the establishment in question is very much on the beaten path….or, at least, the beating path.
Pleased by Charlie’s reaction to the window display, Midge is about to ask him which one he wants for his birthday.
KIM! – sorry, we didn’t recognize you without the gimp suit and this must be your lovely wife, she must be a saint!
When the new AI mannequins got Harry his first woodie in twenty years, Midge was anxious to get back to their hotel right away.
You want athlete’s foot? Cause that’s how you get it!
“You want one for your birthday? Have you considered which birthday this is?”
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Look Honey, the new whores are in stock!
“And you said our Jimmy would never get anywhere with that attitude.”
Arthur’s purchase of “Amsterdam Tourist sites off the beaten path” finally brings him satisfaction.
I told you Midge, I want to see ALL the sites Amsterdam has to offer. Now stop harshing my mellow.
Based on the photo, I would say the establishment in question is very much on the beaten path….or, at least, the beating path.
And Arthur is thinking, “Girls, you make your ol’ daddy proud. And no student loans!”
Warren Buffett inspecting the new crop of BDSM girls
Kinda like window shopping at the used Ferrari store.
Two visitors view the ‘Bill Clinton’s Favorites’ display at the newly opened Epstein Island Museum.
Pleased by Charlie’s reaction to the window display, Midge is about to ask him which one he wants for his birthday.
KIM! – sorry, we didn’t recognize you without the gimp suit and this must be your lovely wife, she must be a saint!
$40? We have whips at home, Harold.
“Mister, we’re laughing because we already knew what you could get for twenty euros.”