Had to laugh at Chris Muir’s little running fantasy of his pet Texas county holding off the invaders from the south:
Drive, drop… whatever.
Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
News Roundup
And believe it or not, ladies: it’s the truth. Unless, of course, she’s so worn out by all the work that she comes after him with a cleaver when he just asks her to make him a sammich.
In Military News:
...wait: you mean that young White men are actually wanted in today’s Army?
From the Dept. of Health:
…
...wait: don’t they want us to start eating bugs?
Things Political:
...and even fewer people care what you think about Rand Paul, you RINO loser.
And in ShowBiz News:
...key word: died. What’s next: a mass pee-in on his grave? Can you assholes leave the fucking guy alone, now that he’s beyond “manipulating” anyone?
In GlueBall Jewhate News:
...because their Arab terrorist compadres hate Israel. There: saved y’all the trouble of following the link. And speaking of terrorsymp shitheads:
...food for thought, fuckwit: Jews aren’t going to be setting off bombs in your mosque — although if they behaved like your terrorist buddies, they would.
In Global City News:
...keyword: Birmingham, UK.
...keyword: see above.
From the Dept. Of Education:
...I think the death penalty — wait, it was a female teacher? Never mind.
...keep maintaining, sweetie. Ain’t gonna help.
...you wouldn’t think so if you shopped at Amazon, where it seems that every single fucking item is “Made in China”.
And in INSIGNIFICA:
...and trust me, you don’t want to see the link.
Finally, a little stroll down
...wait, Demi is now a GILF?
Ho yuss, as a quick look at some 2023-era pics will show:
At 61, very GILFy, my son.
I think we’ve (un)covered enough news for today.
Caption Competition #315
Your suggestions in Comments. And remember: the more tasteless, the better.
Quote Of The Day
From Stephen Green, talking about this plaintive wail:
“CHICAGO VOTERS WENT 82%/16% FOR BIDEN OVER TRUMP SO THEY SHOULD KEEP GETTING IT GOOD AND HARD”
It’s difficult not to get a Schadenböner at Chicago’s illegal immigration problem, but there it is.
Owie
So there you are, trundling along a little Ukrainian road, nothing but the usual soldiers’ thoughts buzzing around in your little Russki head:
…when suddenly, a little RadioShackski drone happens along and spoils your whole day.
Watch the video in the link… it’s impressive. Ooh, that’s going to leave a mark… and it ain’t gonna buff right out, either.
I love the smell of barbecued Russians in the morning.
For those faint-hearted who think I’m being Krool & Hartless, I have only one thing to say: they fucking started it.
#Hiroshima #Dresden
News Roundup
Let’s slice up the news.
...just wait till the videos get to PornHub and xHamster…
...honestly, I’m really not interested in the details of Michelle’s midnight erections.
...oh STFU, Frankie.
#PerpetualComment
...should be more, but the principle is excellent. Make the bastards pay.
...just one big ol’ happy law enforcement family, Cajun style.
...everybody sing along now: ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ “You say you want a revolution, well, you know…” ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
From the Dept. Of Commerce:
...that’s because people can’t keep their big yaps shut. Nobody should know that you’re bonking a workmate, or two.
...the sample probably excluded management, who I bet would have a different take.
...and still none in Plano, TX? Assholes.
In the Dept. Of Ethics:
...actually, I don’t care about this kind of thing, especially because I have similar thoughts about the Obamas, the Clintons and pretty much all the Bidens.
From the Dept. Of Education:
...not only knew, but actually facilitated — proving that people will do just about anything to help their kids get better grades.
And in related Sex News:
…
#Oops.
...which is just a long-winded way to say: “I’m a pathetic incel loser.”
And speaking of INSIGNIFICA:
Finally, some Totty News:
...and for pictorial proof, here’s the very pneumatic Apollonia:
…Longtime Friend & Drummer Knob asks: “Imagine going to pick her up for a first date, and she opens the door wearing that…”
That’s some extensive real estate, and that’s enough coverage from me.