Speaking of pigs:
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...whereupon mobs of angry citizens start hanging and shooting the illegals — oh wait, this is NYFC, nothing happened afterwards. Never mind, carry on.
...oy, the insufferable little bitch is going to be impossible now.
From the Pulpit Chronicles:
...now if they’d sung folk songs, there’d be executions.
Time for some International Relations:
...are you sure it’s not angry parents or Catholics, you asshole government thugs?
...gosh, now I wonder which ethnic group they’re talking to, specifically?
#Somalis
In Election News:
...I just want the ATF gig, and I’m not a Senator.
...as US Democrat Socialists take notes for their own October 2024 arrangements.
...oh well, as long as they didn’t waste it. Useless asswipes.
...I guess Katie Hopkins was already booked elsewhere, otherwise why get the “40-day wonder” (who is Conservative but NOT conservative) to speak?
In Marketing News:
...Marketing Rule #1: always establish your customer base numbers before starting your business. Even if it’s a religion.
...I’m confused: satisfaction 20 minutes after ordering, or 20 minutes after the product is delivered?
...and in related news, the Clintons pre-announce that they have an alibi for when she has her unfortunate accident or commits “suicide”.
And in the newly-labeled 
And in more ShowBiz News:
...LOL “confirms” — like she could deny it:
And to get that horrible visual banished from your brain:
There ya go… and that’s the news.
…i.e., tomorrow:
