
From the Classics Files:

And so on, and so on:












Okay, if you insist:



Hey, you did ask…
Stuff that makes me laugh

Your suggestions in Comments.
Man’s horrifying four-word ‘reason’ for beheading his girlfriend
Okay, spoiler: apparently, she “pushed him too far”.
Which of course leads me into thinking of a game.
Ignoring the sex of the killer and victim — in other words, it could have been directed at either a woman or a man — list your own 4-word excuses for decapitating someone summarily.
Mine: “Bitch/Asshole had it coming.”
Your suggestions in Comments… and there may well be a prize for the entry which makes me giggle like a little girl.

And classically speaking:

So let’s behave like Vandals:












And on that little train of thought:





You should be ashamed of yourself. Now get going.

Your suggestions in Comments.
Judge in Netanyahu’s corruption case is killed after vehicle driving off road mysteriously joined highway and plowed into his motorbike
Accident? Or something more sinister?
Whatever:
