Look closely at this picture:
One of these people pinned one of the others to the ground and held a knife to their throat.
Which one held the knife?
Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
Monday Funnies
Today, we’re going to go all classical and stuff:
So:
And signing off with some more res classica, from Giuseppe Boldini:
Now get out of bed and head off to work:
News Roundup
So let’s untether the news.
...what’s that, Lassie? Pigs flying overhead?
...here’s a newsflash for that 80%: takeout food has ALWAYS been a luxury.
And in the People’s Soviet of Kalifornia:
...so how’s that $20/hour wage thing working, then? And speaking of failures:
...hey, if Americans aren’t going to buy our shitty Duracell Cadillacs, we’ll just flog them to gullible Brits.
In Glueball JewHate News:
...dkfiem dmrk mgfrdw gymjxd (sorry, can’t type when I’m laughing hysterically).
...note to the Muzzies: when you’ve lost the Germans, you’re in big trouble.
...I wonder exactly how many Izzies have visited the Maldives in the past ten years… oh, none? Talk about a painless gesture.
...and we’ll feed your rotting corpses to pigs. Fair deal?
And in The Great Cultural Assimilation Project© comes this:
…
(oh… Venezuelan, not Mexican. Sorry for the confusion.)
...well, except for the fact that the Izzies were going back to their homeland instead of fleeing it, Il Papa has it absolutely correct. You know, if this fucking moron can’t get the Bible straight...
And in Furrin Election News:
...just as long as they don’t start assassinating Austrian politicians again, we’ll all be good.
And on to 
And in 
:
...we saw this curry-flavored totty not long ago on these pages, but sometimes repetition can be A Good Thing, yes?
And just one flashback pic to when Our Padma was still a sprightly youngster of 40:
And that’s the end of it all.
Caption Competition #345
…and one word only. Practice your inner Hemingway with your suggestions in Comments.
Still Confused, After All These Years
I confessed some time ago that I cannot tell various public figures apart — even if they look totally different — in that when one of their names is mentioned, their face does not come to mind and I have to look them up to see which one is under discussion.
Here’s the bunch I still cannot differentiate, regardless of time and effort:
One of them’s married to that strawberry-blonde tart with great legs, one was in those Hangover movies, two are Canadian, one’s a Mormon and one owns a Welsh football club [some overlap possible].
Which one is which?
News Roundup
We need some kind of protection from news like this…
From the Glueball Jewhate Dept.:
...as long as it’s just on campuses, fine. If they want to take it to the streets, however...
...which overlaps quite nicely with the next item.
From the The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
...I dunno why the locals are so intolerant. Why can’t they just understand that crime is so much a part of Algerian culture?
...more intolerance; child rape is an integral part of Nicaraguan culture.
...when you count “nothing” as “extraordinary”, perhaps.
In Transnational Organization News:
...of which they’ve had far more than they deserve anyway.
...LOL I suspect the sample was mostly farmers.
...to the consternation of the European media, no doubt.
#AllCommies
From the Nasty Furrin Country files:
...said position to be occupied by… a man. (Not from the Babylon Bee)
#Melbourne #OfCourse
...it’s not hate speech, it’s a Government policy statement.
From the Dept. of Health:
…
...like Boomer Villagers need any encouragement.
And now, several instances of 
...all sex is risky (if done properly), and doing it is always a gamble.
And on a stroll down 
:
...let’s spend a few moments with this totty and her well-traveled parts:
I think that barely covers the news for today.