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News Roundup
And you’re gonna need a couple, after reading this lot.
Taylor Swift says it’s ‘shockingly offensive’ to claim this is her last album
...what’s really offensive is the thought that we’re going to have to endure still more of her assembly-line “music” for the next who-knows-how-long.
Next, some Backlash News:
...should have been fired for academic fraud long ago, but I’ll take what I can get.
...at least she wasn’t bonking a 14-year-old. One hopes.
And in 
...keep on truckin’, boys: i.e. throw ’em out by the truckload. Or something.
In International News:
...sounds about right. And speaking of Jew-killers:
...like anyone cares.
From the Darwin Report:
...let’s just hope that her kids’ father(s) might have passed on a bigger helping of brains to them.
From Teh Meejah:
PIERS MORGAN: JK Rowling once called me an amoral celebrity toady
...truth hurts, dunnit?
And now it’s that time: 
...when a porno movie does halftime… oh wait, that’s BROWN Bunny. My bad.
Oh, and Mr. Bunny: I’m not going to learn Spanish just to try to understand your poxy lyrics.
And in our journey along 
:
...yes, I’m afraid it’s that time again. Sorry.
After that, the news is kinda lame.
Welcome Mat?
Here’s an interesting conundrum. As Jews in Britishland are becoming increasingly (and justifiably) afraid of, well, being Jewish in Britishland, you have this mindset:
Truth is, I don’t know a single Jewish family in London who doesn’t speak openly and often about leaving. These are dyed in the wool Brits, who love this country. But they are watching the England they know disintegrate around them.
If ever there’s a group of people crying out for refugee status, therefore, it’s this lot.
Ordinarily, of course, there is always the option for them to move to Israel — and if ever there was a raison d’être for the state of Israel to continue to exist, this is surely it — but what about those who don’t want to move to some piece of desert in the Middle East? (In my opinion, not an unreasonable position.)
Well, for those who would prefer another option, how about right here in the U.S. of A. (you know, the huddled masses of people yearning to breathe free business)?
I mean, in the main these are wealthy and successful citizens, unlikely to require any welfare assistance and perfectly capable of buying their own health insurance, unlike some immigrant ethnic groups I could name.
Now granted, there are several downsides for us to throw out the welcome mat for this lot. For a start, they are mostly of the Lefty persuasion (like so many Jews are in this country, inexplicably), and we have to ask ourselves whether we want more of that kind of person coming here. (We don’t — well, I’m pretty sure that most conservative Americans, i.e. most of us, feel that way — and it has nothing to do with them being Jewish.)
We could overcome this issue, however, and make the change less jarring by resettling this bunch in a state where the government is more like the one they’d be leaving behind, e.g. Chicago’s northwest side (the “N. California Avenue axis“) where many Jews (Reform and Orthodox) already live, but with a stipulation of ten-year residence there before they can relocate to Florida.
If not Chicago, then I would suggest Detroit’s Boston-Edison area, with the same 10-year residency requirement. Okay, Boston-Ed is right next door to Dearbornistan, but unlike in Chicago, these new settlers would be able to buy guns to protect themselves. (If they don’t want to own those nasty gun things, they deserve everything that happens to them.) Detroit probably needs a chapter of Lox And Loaded, anyway. And given that, like Chicago, Detroit is a reliably-Democrat stronghold already, the appearance of a score or so thousand more Democrat voters there wouldn’t make much difference in the grand scheme of things.
Or if they refuse the offer, we could just say, “Enjoy that Middle Eastern desert thing, guys.”
Monday Funnies
A classical reference:
Now on to the usual shameful collection of sexism, misogyny and absurdity…
And some not-so-large people, to end this off:
Now art off into the rest of the week.
Problem, Solution
From Insty:
In the interests of saving precious avgas, may I make a humble suggestion — because there’s no need to take them all the way over to Yurp, after all.:
I’m sure Doom Goblin* Greta Thunberg of all people would appreciate the IDF’s effort to save eeeevil fuel and thus pollute Gaia’s atmosphere less.
Just a thought.
*okay, who came up with that wonderful nickname for the little Swedish retard?
3 Voices That Can Just STFU
From now on, I’m actually not interested in hearing anything that these three people have to say, about anything.
Tucker Carlson
I used to listen to what he said — thanks to a gift subscription to his channel — back before he went completely off the rails. Carlson is not a conservative, he’s not a Republican: he’s a loose cannon, and I don’t care much for cannons of the loose persuasion. Which leads me to my next loudmouth.
Candace Owens
If you’re going to choose a hill to die on, then why FFS would you decide that hill to be “Brigitte Macron is actually a man” ? I’ve always been a little suspicious of Owens, because she’s a perfect example of today’s “influencer” ethos, where people of little talent or intellect try to dominate the media just by being “famous” or “edgy”. Yes, she’s said some things that I agree with — e.g. calling out Black Lives Matter — but in today’s fucked-up world, that’s not difficult. STFU Candace and go away. You’re not a conservative commentator, you’re an embarrassment. So stop pretending to be one.
Lindsey Graham
Master of the art of bandwagon statements. In other words, he’ll chime in only after others have said something which makes Republicans cheer. And when he says something all on his own, it’s usually wrong or else just bullshit.
Begone, all of you.