Stuff that makes me laugh
The three things a Texas boy likes to see the most?
I don’t know what people from other states enjoy seeing, so feel free to enlighten me.
And speaking of partying:
...given the condition of the average boy’s bedroom, no wonder she got sent to jail, endangering their health like that.
...if you’re going to sell cut-price airfares and super-cheap beer, can a horde of drunken Brits be far behind?
In the No Shit, Sherlock department:
...you don’t say. Next experiment: to prove that water is wet.
More news from The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
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In Political News:
...and rightly so.
And even better:
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Just don’t stop with Education, okay? [produces long list of candidates] Or else call ol’ Javier Milei in Argentina for his list.
...if by some magic every Trump ballot vote in Texas were to disappear into thin air, she’d still only come in fourth. And “Beto”? Who he?
...I’m just surprised that this happened where it did. Keyword: NYfC.
From the Police Blotter:
...what’s amazing about this was how long it took her to get caught. Keyword: Illinois.
...okay, you can stop that derisive laughter now. Just so you have some left for this one:
...keyword: Thailand.
We interrupt this news for an editorial comment:
WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS?
To continue:
In the Dept. of Education:
...let’s hear it from the Teachers Union. What, nothing?
And in no-link 
...it’s just been way too long since we featured Salma on these pages, so here we are:
...I’ll say they are.
And that’s all the globular news we’re going to look at.
“Today in the art world, anything goes but almost nothing happens.” — Roger Kimball
By all means, read the whole essay.
So let’s try and lick this week into shape with a little humor:
And speaking of girls with their dogs:
And to end with some rather nice puppies:
Now get out there and play, bitches.
From one of Mr. Free Market’s plutocrat buddies:
Complete the sentence, in Comments.