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Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
News Roundup
…which is probably the best word to describe this first news item:
...”how am I going to replace half my staffers now?”
...I would have thought the CIA would be too busy planning to do that back here after November.
...keyword: Irish.
From the Hearts Of Stone Department:
...okay, quit that unseemly giggling.
...”that’s a strange noise.”
In news from The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
...like everywhere else.
...”wait, you mean we can no longer just get rid of our problem by shipping them over to you?”
From the Department of Education:
...but but but that’s just Show & Tell in Sex Ed. Also, keyword: Florida.
And in Medical News:
...principal among them: pics of Lizzo, Hillary Clinton or Gemma Collins.
...you mean that salad tongs aren’t approved?
...when demand exceeds supply.
...all of which can be summed up with:
From the trenches of the Sex Wars:
...repeat after me: “Sex, sandwiches and silence.” And if we can have only one, then: silence.
Now for unbridled but unlinked 
…hate to say it, Tarty, but yer just not that important, compared to Hillary Clinton.
...well, we haven’t seen Phil’s little girl for a while, so why not?
And that’s all the news fit to (un-)cover.
Lookalike Names
This one made me chuckle:
Snickers launched in the UK in 1967, but before consumers could get their hands on it, it went through a change of name — because Snickers was deemed too close to another, saucier, word.
“Knickers”, I assume. Not that I think that that name is “saucy”, or anything like it. “Knockers”, maybe?
On the bright side, imagine the fuss today if someone tried to launch a snack bar called “Sniggers”… and it was made of dark chocolate. I imagine that Sniggers having been rejected, one could try “Darkies”, then?
From the archives:
I should probably stop now; but that doesn’t mean that you should. Carry on, in Comments, by all means.
Monday Funnies
Look on the bright side: your Monday might be sucking today:
…but at least you got to Monday. Unlike these assholes:
Speaking of which, I bet Rep. Rashida Tlaib has a few sudden vacancies among her staff.
Okay, that’s enough of that fun stuff. Back to our normal Monday fare:
And just for the hell of it:
Now That’s Funny
Proving that the Scots have no sense of humor when it comes to matters sartorial, we have this example of woke groveling:
Can’t see why the NYfT would feel they have to apologize; I think it’s frigging hilarious. [makes note for future use]
Side note: the Times has Scottish readers? Who knew?
Caption Competition #360
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