…or rather, booze for thought:
(source: whatever, SOTI)
Like Snowball, we must just try harder.
Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
News Roundup
Legs and lemonade on a hot day… how can that be bad? Now on to the news thing, which is:
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...I guess that ISIS flag in the truck was just a coincidence, huh? Assholes.
...well, if you’re going to ban guns, they’ll just use trucks.
Oh, wait:
...well, so much for all those NY gun control laws, huh?
On the topic of gun control:
...thus dodging a bullet, so to speak.
Back to trucks, though:
...LOL and it only killed the would-be mass murderer.
And in Green Automotive News:
...the hits just keep on coming, don’t they?
News from The Little Red Book:
...oh wow, who could have predicted this consequence of wealth envy, property confiscation and higher tax rates?
Speaking of morons:
...yeah, good luck with that, shitforbrains.
...which makes one wonder: why would any law-abiding American want to visit Mexico?
From the Police Blotter:
...sadly, as this happened in Britishland, there will no doubt be prosecutions and imprisonment — unless, of course, the shop staff are of a Protected Species (i.e. Muslim).
And in the wonderful world of 
...I’m just curious whether the two barrels are side-by-side or over & under, so to speak. I think we should be told.
And the view from 
:
...I’ve had a soft (okay, hard) spot for this little totty ever since her Veronica Mars days, so why not?
And on that gauzy note, we end this news roundup.
Monday Funnies
And on the same note:
Still on the theme of drinking:
And an actual exchange on WhatsApp:
Finally, as it’s always 5pm somewhere:
And one last look:
Caption Competition #375
Your suggestions in Comments.
What He Said
About Last Night
Here’s the progression, according to Mallory Archer:
I am SO missing Jessica Walter…