…and in even more disturbing news:
...and pretty much to all other kinds of attacks, e.g. illegal immigration, but we won’t go there.
...well, if the Swiss are getting alarmed…
...are these the same as the Covid vaccine scientists, Michael Mann, and the “scientists” who designed the Food Pyramid?
But wait! Stop panicking!
...no kidding. Never mind: next week, another group of scientists will call bullshit on this report. “Ignore all of them,” you say? Indeed.
...yeah, and fewer children drown in a world without oceans, lakes, floods, swimming pools and bathtubs. What’s your point?
In International News:
...”until we decide to invade and occupy Siberia, of course.”
...said link is only worth following for a good look at WH Spokeschick Karoline Leavitt’s rather impressive superstructure.
Now we look at a fresh topic: States Behaving Not-So Badly:
...works for me.
...welcome to the club, guys. But wait till you see what the Mormons are doing:
...excellent. No freak flags on government property.
...oh stop it, now I’m giggling.
...I like the sentiment behind this one. It feeds my inner libertarian.
#ScrewBigGummintMandates
And in Sex Wars:
...well, duh, dude — oh wait, “Chapell” is a lesbianist. Never mind.
In Vigilante News:
...I’ve heard of protective parents before, but damn.
The hills are alive:
...oh FFS, Neil; like Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg, you’re not important enough for Trump to worry about.
Now it’s time for the “I don’t really care, Margaret” news, a.k.a.
...no, I don’t know who any of these people are, either.
And in our weekly stroll through the streets of 
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...damn, Roller Girl honey; you definitely need a few more pasta dinners in your life.
Same bikini, seven years ago:
Back to the present:
We should all age so wonderfully. And that’s all the news worth (un-)covering.
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