I managed to get hold of an email sent to the White House’s Office of Personnel Management yesterday, and here it is, as sent.
Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
News Roundup
“Arms & Cycle Works”… in MassiveTwoShits, even. Anyway, on with the nudes news:
...to the total surprise of nobody except doctrinaire bureaucrats and socialists [some overlap]. And speaking of doctrinaire bureaucrats:
...should have been with a “No-Talent” agency, but I guess CAA figured that they could use an experienced blow-jobber in their organization.
And in Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© News:
...little known fact: “Ed Miliband” is actually a Welsh expression which means “stupid cunt”.
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...but cynics among us ask: “Before we get all worried and stuff, do we know WHICH city? Because if it’s NYfC, Beijing or L.A., well then…”
...and people are aghast at what may happen. On the bright side, it could have been Netflix. Whatever; I don’t care because I haven’t watched a Bond movie since Sean Connery quit.
...it’s a good thing, then, that she’s actually a fictitious character in a movie. And to think that these “researchers” were actually paid for this bullshit study.
And in speaking of wasted money, as we attempt to Murder The Deep State©:
...a few dozen billion here and there, and pretty soon you’re talking serious money.
...buh-bye. Nice to be able to save the expense of at least one “buyout”.
...is anyone surprised that this fat grifter is involved in Bidenesque slush money? No? Me neither.
From the Dept. of Constitutional Rights Protection:
...yup; a right delayed is a right denied. You don’t even need to be a lawyer or Constitutional scholar to know that.
In the Dept. of Education:
...keyword: Missouri.
Here’s something that nearly made it to Insignifica:
...the whirring sound you hear is that of David E. Davis and Jean Lindamood spinning in their graves.
And in our no-strings 
And as we continue our stroll down 
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...it would probably be more accurate to say, “mama’s still got them“, but whatever; I report, you decide.
And that’s the news, all busted out.
Monday Funnies
And a reminder, before we get to giggling:
The other day, somebody asked me why I needed a 2TB hard drive…
Now, a special section devoted to the horrors of the Trump Administration:
Now back to our regular programming:
And to change the subject completely, here are some ladies walking the streets, who may or not be actual streetwalkers:
And last, but most certainly not least:
One TWO of the wonders of the modern world…
Caption Competition #382
Your suggestions in Comments.
Quote Of The Day
Via Mr. Free Market:
Okay, that made me snigger.
News Roundup
And speaking of squealing butt-bandits:
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...ooooh do those naughty Porsche buyers still not want to buy those overpriced Duracell cars, then? And still on the same course-change:
...all that “renewable” bullshit still nothing like good old-fashioned oil, huh?
...considering that most of his victims were Muslim immigrants — oh wait, you didn’t know that?
...haven’t eaten there since they downgraded the menu, so I’m indifferent.
...unmentioned: he probably had a better patient-survival rate than 50% of actual NHS doctors.
...perhaps he could have made his point a lot more effectively by just ramming his speculum up the tranny’s urethra.
Introducing our newest department:
...ehhhh leave them for the Asian Murder Hornets to handle.
In the Dept. of Education:
...seems to me that SHE was the one with “special” needs. Keyword: Colorado.
...keyword: Australia.
And in our best-ever 
...at least it was only for an ad, and not for OnlyFans.
...no man should.
Ugh. She’s bad enough, but then you’d have to be exposed to the rest of the coven…