Stuff that makes me laugh
And the classical thought for the day:
Oh right, like you wouldn’t take a picnic basket to watch that happen.
Anyway, on with the usual Items Of Questionable Taste:
Now, about those situations involving a scantily-clad woman:
And one final reminder:
Now off you go, and make your choice for tomorrow.
…me neither. On that day I’ll be watching some real football — you know, when the foot is used to kick the ball all the time, and not just for punts and kickoffs.
This little thing was sent to me by a longtime lady friend back in Seffrica. (Just to elucidate, “Visagie’ is a common Afrikaans name.)
It’s for my long-suffering Lady Readers, who are woefully neglected on this back porch when it comes to eye candy:
For my Gentleman [sic] Readers: these are the kind of guys (and their families) who are being welcomed as refugees into the U.S. by the Trump Administration. Once they qualify to vote, I don’t think they’ll be voting for the socialists anytime soon.
Which is why the Commies are screaming so loudly, even though their actual numbers are small.
Your suggestions in Comments.
…comes today’s prediction:
Now that the 2025 elections are over, the government shutdown is going to end in the next few days.
Never mind what girls love or don’t love…
...wait a minute: weren’t we told by all the experts that the climate was going to boil over next year? So what’s with the “re-ignite” thing?
And on the same Climate Hysteria! note:
...one would think that there’d be a revolution against anyone outlawing the barbi Down Under, but the supine Aussies were well and truly cowed by the Covid Crackdown so this will probably happen without protest. Next to be banned: beer.
And from global cooling to 
...umm 1,700 a month (errrr carry the seven) works out to about one million a year across the top 50 U.S. cities. Impossible dream?
...as long as there are some hangings etc. to follow… but I’m not too confident.
...wait, wait: does this mean criminals disobey all those gun control laws? [faints]
...wait: there are illegal immigrants in New Jersey taking jobs from hardworking mafiosi?
#Fergeddabahtit
...couldn’t agree more. I’m thinking that one million deportations a year from now on might be acceptable.
In Global Jihad News:
...now where in Michigan did this happen, again?
#Dearbornistan #NoSurprisesThere
…funny, that: different countries, same terrorists, same outcome.
In Election News:
...and the FBI will send undercovers to watch the observers who are watching the monitors, and then… California will just elect the usual crop of socialists into office. Again.
#WasteOfTime
...only nine points? They must have done the survey in the Cornell Law School faculty lounge.
From the Dept. of Health:
...and of course, nobody thought to just stick him in their car and drive him to hospital after an hour or two.
#FecklessIdiots #Scotland
Some Sex News:
...I’d love this one to be true, but there’s a distinct whiff of bullshit in the air about it.
And now for some truly 
And from her little studio in 
:
...not sure she’s worth the $14.50 per month sub, but that’s just me.
So much for the news.