Caption Competition #436 March 13, 2026 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature Your suggestions in Comments.
Oi! You got a license to wear that bikini? No? That’s a ten thousand pound fine, Miss. Now get outta the water and put your burqa back on!”
Three little maids from school are we Pert as a school-girl well can be Filled to the brim with girlish glee Three little maids from school!
Unfortunately Bobbing for Bobbies didn’t make the cut for the London Olympics.
So much for the Royal Navy. They’re not even armed.
The Mae West impersonators just keep getting worse.
Constable, would you like to join the river police ?
Yessir
Splash
Apologies to the goons
[applause]
Oi! You got a license to wear that bikini? No? That’s a ten thousand pound fine, Miss. Now get outta the water and put your burqa back on!”
Bobbing for useless tits
Three little maids from school are we
Pert as a school-girl well can be
Filled to the brim with girlish glee
Three little maids from school!