Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

News Roundup

Bad News

And speaking of gas-guzzling cars:


...are these the same as the “Covid” scientists, or just outright academic frauds like Michael Mann?  Asking for a friend.


...that’s dengue fever, transmitted by mosquito bites, it’s been around for centuries, and you’re most likely to catch it if you visit India, Sri Lanka and South America (and don’t use bug repellent).
#AncientNews #NotWorthPanickingAbout

In the Lawn Order Files:


...why is this headline absolutely believable?


...as would we all.  Being that this happened in Britishland, he didn’t even say it to the scrotes themselves, but to colleagues during a break.  And being that this was in Britishland, one of his colleagues snitched on him — and being that this was in Britishland, he’s now in trouble.
#BritainIsTotallyFucked

Also in Britishland:


...can you believe that anyone could say this with a straight [sic] face?

In Local Commie News:


...keep it classy, Lefties.  Also:


...oh well, that’s okay then.

And in The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:


...so basically, if the Krauts were to deport all the freeloaders, their welfare spending on the “deserving” permanently-unemployed could grow by as much as 33%?


…
#Vienna


...leading to the question:  how did homosexual illegal aliens get to afford a cruise in the first place?

And then there’s this example of how to tell authorities to stick it:


…

On a happier note:


...is it so wrong to admit that I’m slightly turned on by the “burn marks” thing?  Here she is, all tousled with that JBF look:

And off we go into more of that 

    …

…and speaking of that particular resident of :


...well, so much for that little fantasy.

   

 

And I think that’s about enough  thighs  news to spread.

Chopped Liver

Africa, Foreign Affairs

I see that POTUS has made his nomination for the position of U.S. Ambassador to South Africa:  Brent Bozell.

Now just one cotton-pickin’ minute here, Boss.

I have long been an admirer of the redoubtable Brent, who did such sterling work during the Dark Times (circa the various Obama Administrations), but nowhere in his curriculum vitae  have I seen any experience in terms of Africa in general, and South Africa in particular.

I’m sure his intentions are good, mind you, but I think the U.S. is going to need someone with better credentials than Bozell’s to deal with this bunch of “former” terrorists in proper fashion.

I would therefore ask the Senate to vote Bozell down, and force POTUS to nominate someone more experienced.  But who?

Well, I have family there, still have extensive business contacts as well, and even met the current Prime Minister some time back.  Furthermore, my loathing for apartheid should provide all the credentials that  this bunch of homicidal Marxist thugs  the South African government might require.

And the Ambassador’s residence / U.S. Embassy happen to be located in a very pretty part of the country, too.

I wouldn’t be too worried about my personal safety, either.  Quite apart from my [ahem]  own resources, I’m pretty sure that the USMC would be up to the task.

Just a thought.

Keeping It Dry

House & Home, The Gun Thing

I thought everyone knew this:

You’ve probably never given much thought to silica gel packets beyond noting that they’re a mild inconvenience. 

The tiny white packets are often included by brands in deliveries of shoes and bags – and we typically throw them out without a second thought upon arrival. 

But the silica gel packets contain tiny beans of solid silicon dioxide, a desiccant or drying agent, which means they can absorb up to 40 per cent of their weight in water. 

Silica gel can protect items from moisture and keep them dry, so can be a useful solution in areas such as the kitchen sink or bathroom cabinet to stave off mold.

Never mind that sink or bathroom nonsense;  I must have dozens of these scattered around in my gun safes and sundry gun bags, all collected from various packages and such.  Because:

 

…and I apologize most sincerely for any distress the above pictures may have caused.