Tag: Humor

Well Planet Lesbia is one thing, but here on Earth…

...climate change… is there anything it can’t do?

But that’s nothing.  Try this one:

...and don’t tell me, let me guess:  it’s triggered by Intergalactic Warming Climate Cooling Change©?

And if that’s not moronic enough:

...wait:  wasn’t eating bugs supposed to be a Good Thing?
#Confused

...gee, what do you think tipped her off? 

And speaking of The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:

...in which we play the “Guess The Religion Of The Rapists” game.  And speaking of the guys who invented the term “Nazi”:

...man, if they tried that shit Over Here there’d be a different outcome, methinks.  And speaking of Sturmtruppen:

...I would suggest they’re not even in the top 5.  Left-wing “comedians” and actresses, however...

In :

...couldn’t have put it better myself, skattie. [/sarc]

In the intersectionalty of Crime News and LGBTOSTFU News:

...males take left;  females, right?

In Election News:

...just keep all that money away from the Republican National Committee, FFS, or you’ll end up with even more RINOs in Congress.

...they’d be stupid to stay on.  LOL @NYfC.

...hey, if they can vote from there, posting should be a piece of cake.

From the Obscure History Dept.:

...I’m so glad this issue has finally been put to rest;  I’ve been lying awake at night for years worrying about it.

And Middle East News:

...three answers:  no, fuck no, and if you insist on a timeline:  never in a million fucking years.

And in the annals of   

  

 

And on the other side of :

...sorry, I faked you out there.  No way am I going to upset people by showing pics of the grotesque Katie Price;  instead, let’s look at her daughter Princess [sic], who just turned 18 and is therefore legal (unlike her foul mother, who should be illegal):

Not as slaggy as her mother;  but then again, no one is.

But what brings on B.O. quicker than anything?  HOT WEATHER!  Which means:

...and when the temperature doesn’t increase in three years’ time, can we flog these scientists (and journalists) in public for unnecessarily spreading fear and panic?  And if that isn’t bad enough:

...it could happen in 10,000 years’ time, or it could happen tomorrow.  Now THAT’S what I call a precise prediction.

...to which I say:

In other words, if you feel threatened by beer (or scientists for that matter), drink gin.

Time for some / ?  I think it is.

...and then should arrest all the orgs’ staff for funding civil unrest.

...and quite rightly so.  They encourage the lawlessness, let them pay for it.  Feel free to charge them for the cost of National Guard deployment, for extra budgetary pleasure.

...why carry on with the wall if they’re not coming in?  For the benefit of future non-MAGA presidential administrations.

...we’re not shooting them dead in the streets when we find them, are we?  That’s about as humane as we should be prepared to go.  (see next item)

...I dunno, I thought they did a pretty good job back in the ’70s at Kent State.

...you mean they’re not getting the free education that they shouldn’t be getting in the first place?
#FeatureNotBug

...nothing to see here, move along.  And:

...I was hoping for three-thirds, but this is a good start.  Transfer all the cuttees to ICE, where they’ll actually be useful.

In Justice News:

...if I may make a humble suggestion, then:

...now that’s gratitude for ya.  Feel free to remove this rapist by including him on the flight above.

...the cops are probably Republicans, and thought: “Democrats killing Democrats? ”

And now, some unlinked 

     …#JoinedInTheFun

...nope, I have no familiarity with the dramatis personae either.

And in our wanderings down :

...not that we’ve never seen La Sharon’s surgical creations before, but hey:

And a couple of the other pics from the shoot:

And on that artistic vision of sexual harassment, we’ll end it all.