Tag: Humor

And what better target for your new Remington than:

...do I hear an “Amen”?

Still on the Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© front:

...wait, what?  You mean we’ve been lied to all this time?

And in the Great Cultural Assimilation News:

...after all, it’s an acceptable dating tactic back home.

...”Lemme at that infidel poontang!”

In Glueball Jihate News:

...one hopes that this activity catches on and becomes a worldwide trend.

...using gravity and natural resources to solve a problem;  what’s not to like?

In Travel News:

...considering that I wouldn’t live in any of them for free, this is no big deal.

...but over half of all Frenchmen just shrugged when Putin invaded Ukraine.  That karma thing again...

...but as I recall, the guy who originated the crown thing didn’t get paid millions for his gig.

In INSIGNIFICA:

. ...Captain Obvious strikes again!

...yeah, whatever.  Here’s a retrospective of Miss Crazier-Than-A-Sackful-Of-Angry-Cats:

And my favorite pic of her, for all sorts of reasons:

And that’s the news, gawd help us.

Let’s dive right in.

...only one?

...do they mean meat like this? 
...short answer:  no.  Longer answer:  fuck off and die.  And speaking of nanny busybodies:

...go fuck yourselves, you foul fascists.

...you helped create this movement;  you deal with it, asshole.

From the Dept. of Health:

...keyword:  Brazil.

...note the plural “hospitals“.

...coming from the same crowd who said that unless everybody donned these face condoms, everyone was gonna die.

From the Great Cultural Assimilation Project:

...should be 700,000 but we’ll take what we can get.

And in related news:

...lemme see here:  percentage of NYC seniors who vote Democrat:  100%. 
Ergo:

And speaking of seniors:

...well, that’s one way of putting it.  (No link because paywall)

...all part of the “boys will be boys” policy in… wait, Memphis?

...which just shows that we need commonsense lawnmower control, and that avocados are not that healthy.  Also, keyword:  Australia (?).

Some Animal News:

...keyword:  yup, Australia.

And the most INSIGNIFICA ever:

  

...okay, that’s what I want at my funeral.

Finally, in ShowBiz News:

...yeah, whatever.  Let’s just look at her legs awhile:

Enough?  No?  Okay, then:

I’ll stop here, or else we could be doing this all day.

(the first of our Christmas ads for the season)

And off we go.

...sounds about right.  The pity is that the kid will get charged with murder instead of getting a pat on the back for vermin removal.

...is anybody surprised by this?

From the Department of Education:

...get ’em young, honey, go to jail.  Also, keyword:  Arkansas.

...does anyone think that an application of Hammurabic Law would be excessive?  No?  Me neither.

...so one assumes that if a bunch of angry Jews were to disrupt Eid that they’d get the same treatment?  LOL

...keyword:  Turkey.  And now it’s a heavenly body… anyone?  Bueller?

...Go Navy.

...should have fired back.

...actually, he got fined for tossing a brick through her window.  What’s not surprising is that she wants him back.  It’s a lovely story.

...key word:  Russian.

...I got nothing.  Not even a link.

...sheesh;  when even the world’s most clueless woman gets it right, you have to know.

...if you’re going to do something like that, you have to pick the best-lit ride in Disneyland.  And he did.

And now:  INSIGNIFICA!!!!

...as once again, we see the perils of letting Spell Check edit your newspaper.

Finally, in Hottie News:

...of course she looks incredible:  she’s Monica freaking Bellucci, FFS.

Then and now, exquisite.

Breakfast gin, Kim?  I think so.