Here’s Dolly Parton’s:
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Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
Monday Funnies
So just to make sure you’re awake:
And speaking of chasing tail, here’s Ewa Sonnet, suitably armed:
Poetry in motion, by any definition.
News Roundup
Some more Booze News to smile (or grimace) at:
...panic subsides when the brand is revealed as Bud Lite, where nobody could tell the difference.
...and sales of hip flasks soar.
From the files of Captain Obvious:
...surely not. Also:
...as did Obama’s ATF, Bush’s ATF and Clinton’s ATF. Even Trump’s ATF had a go with that bullshit “bump stock” thing. And finally:
...as do most students, quite frankly.
Legal News:
...show of hands: who agrees with this punishment and wish we could have it here in Murka?
...thought so.
From the Dept. of Corporate Anchor-Tossing:
…
...and about damn time too, Tribesters (Tribe Readers excluded, for obvious reasons).
...I’m “triggered” by many things, e.g. sexual perverts teaching our children, but that doesn’t mean I’m just going to go out and whack a couple of Red Sox fans at random. Here’s another thing that triggers me:
...my suggestion for the Maine cops: find this murderous bastard, then shoot him dead, whether he surrenders or not. Spare us all the hassle and expense, willya?
…
And in Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© News:
...should never have been there in the first fucking place.
...big deal. Anyone can plan ahead for the next three months.
And there’s always INSIGNIFICA:
…I’m struggling to see the actual crime, here.
...fully clothed?
…and that’s the end of Train Smash News.
Caption Competition #303
Your suggestions in Comments.
News Roundup
Excuse me for a minute… [Pavlovian response]
Now on with the news, starting with the Great Cultural Assimilation Project:
...yet another triumph of Biden’s immigration policy.
...not in Nashville.
...we need to see more of this, all over the world.
And onto the great Palestinian Fuckup Fallout:
...Hamas: continuing Obama’s legacy to the gun industry.
...the Izzies must be losing their touch.
...when asked to point out Israel on a map, the senator said: “Aarghlpaptmpofftry”.
And on to Sex News:
...and nobody saw this one coming. [eyecross]
...confirming once and for all that yes, Bill Clinton was definitely on Epstein’s Client List.
...I didn’t even know that women were in the fencing business. [sic]
In Pre-Election News:
...enough of that stuff, Donald: you already have my vote.
...no no, you lesbo freak, you’ve got it all wrong, as usual. Trump doesn’t want to execute you; but I could think of several others who might be tempted.
#Fifth Amendment #BuyMoreAmmo
And Great Moments In Parenting:
...I dunno; sounds quite reasonable.
Then there’s this:
...not ordering the execution of Simon Cowell for Crimes Against Music?
And now, in INSIGNIFICA:
...so much for that “working-class punk” thing.
...nah, just kidding. Here’s Liz Hurley:
A much better way to end the news, yes?
Monday Funnies
It’s a whole new world out there:
And on that topic (sorta):
So get out there and hit the streets. Who knows? you may see something like that. (j/k)